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Kryptik
@kryptik
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Hive blogging extraordinaire. Wannabe dev. Gastronaut. Bengals fan. So basically, I'm slightly overweight, depressed, and have no friends.
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2016-07-23 07:11
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free-snaxaccount
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Snax Authentication Post
I want to link my Steem account with my account on Snax blockchain using Please, create Snax account for me! My authentication hash: 71f24c817a515c5685f0626146084afe5730d0733d0d4602e57c1d0d1f5319d3
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Crypto Art: Vitalik
Does anyone here get the reference? Feel free to send ETH to that mysterious address.
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Whatever happened?
I need money for school. Upvote the shit out of this. K thx.
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Share the last meme you posted.
As I’ve said before, I’m insanely busy. Been working 70-80 hours a week, being a dad, volunteer, and now I’m taking online classes. I need some laughter to break up the monotony of studying all day, today.
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In Theory Vs. Reality: Free Speech
I’ve been busy y’all. Going to school, volunteering as a firefighter/EMT, being a dad, and working a full time job. Miss(ed) all (eh) of you guys. I don’t miss dramatic banter or people limiting their
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actifit
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My Actifit Report Card: February 11 2019
Hey y’all, I haven’t been posting lately but I’ve been lurking. I’ve been working on a lot of things and taking care of my son. I don’t have as much free time as I’d like. This is the first time I’ve used
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Watch Out Steem Monsters There’s A New Game In Town! (First Concept Inside)
This is a ground floor opportunity. Don’t pass it up. These will be worth millions thousands hundreds tens a couple of dollars. Hurry now the offers for these magnificent beasts are pouring in. @celestal
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Rando Cartoon: Le Lembone
This is just some random art I did when I was bored. It’s like a cubone but less vicious. It’s like, “hey I want to be a bad ass but my eyes are yellow and I’m wearing a top hat.” “Wait if my eyes are
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Want A Couple Extra Pennies? Give Me Your Best Neck Puns/Jokes.
Holy shit! Look at my dude’s neck! The mugshot of this man has been blowing up. There are some comedic gems in the comments sections of various websites of this viral photo. One of the best parts of Reddit
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busy
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Ned’s Secret Revealed. (GIF)
Edit: The gif will only work on busy.org. If you haven’t used busy it’s really cool. Try this link to see the working gif When I first read this, I was wondering what it could possibly be. I’ll have to
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It’s Really Hard To Be A Man
Next time you see a little dribble of piss on the seat you need to take a step back before you start going at your man's throat. Ladies, this no easy task. Yeah, I know it's soooooo hard being a woman.
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Exposed: The Secret of Ned’s Perfect Hair
I’m just casually strolling the blockchain and another Steemfest post pops up in my feed. This time it was my buddy @celestal. Just like the rest of the Steemfest photos everyone looked so miserable there.
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Essential Steemfest Knowledge: Hookers, Blow, and Offensive Language in Polish
It's about the time of year again where we'll see all of those, "look how cool Steemfest is," type posts. Oh goody, even more, shit to be jealous about. If Ned’s perfect hair wasn’t already enough,
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busy
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Let’s Talk About Russian Mail Order Brides
Are you lonely? Have you ever wanted some lady named Olga to make you her grandma's borscht recipe? Do you enjoy vigorous arm wrestling but have no one to compete with? Me neither, BUT WAIT RIGHT THERE.
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Duhh! I Forgot To Tell You All My Baby Has A Name.
So after much deliberation, (and fighting with a records lady at the hospital) we came up with a name for my baby boy. Say hello to Judah everyone. He’s a cool little dude. Likes to eat as well. And sleep.
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Steem Won The Netcoins Contest!
It was probably my vote that put us over the top. Make sure to upvote my post. Give me all of your Steem as tribute. Not feeling it? Look into my hypnotic haircut. It’s nicer than Ned’s. Now sleep. Wait,
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busy
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Baby Got To Go Home Today. Still No Name 👶 🍼
My little man got to go home today and we still don’t have a name. Doesn’t mean I don’t want to show him off. He got to get off oxygen AND eat a bottle for the first time in the past couple of days which
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Stay Fly
Just something I doodled today while I was sitting in the hospital. What do you all think?
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DOGE COMING TO COINBASE. I HAVE UNDISPUTABLE PROOF.
This was inspired by a tweet from earlier. I would like to guess that coinbase doesn’t add ZRX soon. Because that would be dumb. I guess they did add ETC though... I kind of want to buy ZRX now. This is
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Help Us Choose A Baby Name. I’ll Even Pay You.
This post is part update, part contest. Here’s the deal: My baby has been a sick little boy. He’s being pumped with oxygen to stay alive right now. It has me a nervous wreck all the while. I’ve tried to
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