Monday work or death by plague

Ive been reading on a lot of warhammer 40k recently and found out a hard truth today.

After several hours of careful thinking I have concluded simply that I would rather catch Nurgle's Rot than go back to work next monday.

I mean.. Just look at these stats.. The choice is obvious for me:

Nurgle's Rot:

• Live eternally
• Get to use dope chemical weapons
• You never work a day in your life if you enjoy what you do.. Which is killing people with deadly viruses and plagues
• You can dance whenever you like

• You smell pretty bad
• Probably will never have a hot gf :(

Monday at work:

• Get paid and thats it

• Have to deal with idiots all the time
• Stress because everyone is yelling
• Cant dance at work

So, what do you guys think? I might start a cult during the weekend and see if I can contact my nearest clinic for a shot of Nurgle rot.. Peace!

-Charlie