As much as we like to think we aren’t crazy, we are in fact weird and crazy in different ways. Funny thing is, every human is in the act of these weird things. It has become part of us, sometimes it might not help the situation but we just do what doesn’t even make any sense. Most of us don’t even know when we do it. But below, I’ve gathered a few
so you leave hard beans to boil and decide to chill in the sitting room, listen to music, while you wait for it to get done. Your nose begins to signal something is burning and you turn down the volume of the tv. How’s that supposed to help you smell better?
we open our phones to check the time, but then we have to do it again because we didn’t actually check it the first time.
someone says something you didn’t hear. You could just say “pardon” or “come again please” but no. you just smile. Knowing fully well you didn’t hear them.
who else fakes a yawn to smell their breath? You could just wrap your hands over your mouth, but no.
let’s admit it, we have all taken out our anger on the appliances by hitting them when they don’t work. Doesn’t raise them from the dead sometimes, but other times it does. Lol, some of us even insult them.
do you sometimes feel sympathy for in-animate objects that are over used or under used? Sometimes I feel pity for the toilet brush, what crime did it commit? Or the toilet paper. Lmao!
we know that the freezer is empty. Yet we go back every ten minutes to check if something magically appears there!
Some people will never admit.
They go in search of boogers in their nose. And some even weirder ones put the nose boogers in their mouth. Curious how it tastes?
there are tooth picks suitable enough to get rid of food remains. But no, some of us would rather use bobby pins or needles and even cards!
lol, who wouldn’t admit to looking into the toilet seat after pooping? I mean it’s gross but why do we still check?
so we’re having a bath and the urge to pee comes. The toilet seat is too close but we’d rather pee in the shower.
*who else pretends to text or talk on the phone when you’re waiting for someone? Nothing is more awkward than waiting around, alone in a mall or gathering so you’d rather buy some time.
*when someone sits down next to you just as you’re about to leave but you stay a few extra minutes so you don’t hurt their feelings. Lol.
*so I go to a mall to get just one juice box, but I get uncomfortable leaving with only one item so I buy other irrelevant things. Anyone?
*lol, who else practices their laughter when they’re alone?
I know you can’t help but picture yourself on stage performing the song you’re listening to. Even though you sound terrible.
lol, my brother scratches his butt and smells his hands say says to himself “hmm! It’s smelling!” who doesn’t scratch his/her pits and smell?
you know it’s not right to fart in public but what the heck?! You do it anyways and smile to yourself.
*who else bores their pets with irrelevant tales of how hot the sun is, or how itchy your butt is or how cranky your girlfriend is? Like they can hear you. Or wait! Maybe they can.
I legit rehearse arguments in my head for when they come up. I legit talk to my shadows or my imaginary friends. Maybe I’m psycho. Maybe you are too.
when a sad song comes on in the car and you look out the window, pretending to be in a music video.
you do something crazy out in the public that you’re conscious of( practicing your evil laugh or twerking in front of you dog or practicing your out of date karate moves). Yet you look around and make sure no one is watching. I mean you’re out in the public for Pete’s sake!
chase an animal (chicken or pigeon or turkey) for no just reason? What did it do to you?
making important life decisions on the toilet seat. Yes you even take your phone and text while pooping. Even newspapers.
who else screams at situations they cannot change like they can hear? Or hit something out of annoyance like they can feel the pain? And you’ll still say “ouch” One time my dad couldn’t get anything to eat and screamed. “I hate everybody!” and went to nap.
some people put on the air conditioner or fan and jump into bed under a duvet or blanket. Why not just turn the appliances off?
You have to find the perfect tv show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.
