WARNING: This is something done for humor, combining half-truth with hyperbole and utter nonsense. Do not try to post anything hateful or malicious in the comments, you will be flagged, and I would encourage others to flag you aswell. Keep in mind we're just having a fun laugh.
Hey look, it's another one of these posts!
Eh, let's just tell you all about 10 more currencies -- three lines a piece.
#11 - Monero ($354.04)
Ancient crypto-coin
Untraceable as all heck
Probably legal
#12 - EOS ($8.82)
No this is not the
Lip balm you are thinking of
This is just a coin
#13 - NEO ($75.87)
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
We really matter
#14 - Qtum ($63.30)
This is not for ears
Our name tries to make it seem
We're very high tech
#15 - Bitcoin Gold ($258.95)
Can you mine us please
We are better than Bitcoin
No rep tho but k
#16 - Verge ($0.22)
Steemit's preferred coin
Articles written daily
Buy us pretty please
#17 - TRON ($0.04)
Money laundering
Our announcement has not been
Translated at all
#18 - Ethereum Classic ($28.20)
What even is this
Some crappy fork or something
I don't really know
#19 - Raiblocks ($20.61)
Download our great app
You can send coins in seconds
You know you want to
#20 - Bitconnect ($427.05)
Double your money
Or be a quadrillionaire
Steemit approves this(?)
Love,
Kilo