What do bachelors have for breakfast?

Uhmmm.🤔 Anything...
We microwave dinner leftovers, have ramen noodles, binge on bread and mayo or skip breakfast altogether.
We laze in bed until its almost too late, then get ready for work in 15 minutes (shower and all).

But chill... 😜 On some days we put some effort, a tiny little bit.

Nothing crazy 🤪. Just bread, non stick pan, margarine, eggs, a lil black pepper, a dollop of chill sauce.