Some days I wish I had the Wisdom of 90 years old, The body of 20 Years old, And the energy of 3 years old.....

When NothIng Is GoinG RiGht Then Go LeFt..........

When People Tell Me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem SOlver...

In the Morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep. I'm So HungRY!...........

Most of the time.. when You're crying, nobody notice your tears. Most of the time.. when You're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you FART just one time...