There was a husband and wife who had difficulty making a child and decided to use a surrogate father (sperm donor) to start his family.
On the day when the sperm donor is supposed to come, the husband goes and says "He should come soon, so wait aja well, I'll go first ..."
1/2 hour later, there is a baby photographer coming to offer his services.
"Good morning bu! I came to ..."
"Oh, no need to explain anymore, I'm waiting for you" cut the wife.
"My goodness is that my specialty is a baby."
"That's what it takes me and my husband Please come in"
After a while, the Wife asked shyly, "Where do we start?"
"Leave it to me, I usually start 2 times in the tub, once on the couch and a few times on the mattress, sometimes in the living room can also be cool, you can be really free!"
"Bathtub, sofa? No wonder my husband and I always fail"
"Yes, Mom, no one can always guarantee perfection, but if we try a lot of different positions and I shoot from 6 or 7 different angles, I'm sure you'll be happy."
"HAH! Lots of ..."
"In my job, a man should use his time as much as possible, I also want to do it in 5 minutes, but you will be disappointed ..."
"All right," said the wife.
The photographer took out a folder containing baby pictures.
"This one is done on a bus in London"
"WHAT !?" cried the wife with surprise.
"The twins can be considered very good, considering his very hard mom."
"Difficult?" Asked the wife.
"Yup, finally I must take it to the park to satisfy it, people who watch and watch."
"anybody see and watch?" asked the wife with great surprise. "Yup, and for more than 3 hours too, the mother was always screaming.It was very difficult for me to concentrate.Then it was almost dark then I had to speed up my job.Finally, when the squirrel started biting my tool, I immediately save back my tool "
"Squirrel bite your 'tool'?"
"Yup, and when you're ready, I'll set up my tripod"
"Tripod ???"
"Yes, I have to use a tripod to lift my Canon, because my Canon is too big to lift too long Miss lady? ... Oh no! She's fainted!"