Hello Global Citizens.
After signing up to the Hive block chain some time ago, things have taken a very dark turn - for all of humankind!
I no longer have time to enjoy myself posting on social media and having fun.
Not when there a global menace called covid-19, to defeat.
I have work to do.
There really is no time to waste, but as I'm very courteous and polite, I'll spare a few minutes away from my vital work to introduce myself.
My name is Colin.
Colin The Covid Marshal.
People often say I look like Rowan Atkinson (of Mr bean fame), but I don't see it.
If you take a look at the two pictures below, I think you'll agree.
The one on the left is myself, and the other is Rowan Atkinson.
I see no similarities.
...you can clearly see that there's no resemblance between myself and Mr. Atkinson....
Since my one and only post on Hive, I've been recruited by our benevolent leaders to help enforce the essential Covid-19 laws that are being currently implemented worldwide.
I've found my calling in life.
To help others in need, whether they know they need it, it or not.
I now want nothing more than to see the global citizenry be free again, and there's no faster way to achieve this than a global vaccination program.
This can only be completed with a strict enforcing of the rules of course - the ones that our experts have told us are necessary.
Myself and my small team of covid marshalls have taken the task on to make sure that all parts of society are educated to the new normal - we all know it's for the greater good.
And so, I thought it best to help spread the word on the Hive block chain, also.
I work out in the public environment 12 hours day, 7 days a week, showing people the error of their ways - so I thought 'why not use the spare hours that I have off the job, to continue spreading the word on social media?'
It's time consuming task to free the world, and it never really stops.
Only today, I had to threaten to sellotape a mask onto an old age pensioner who was waiting at the bus stop.
No mask!
Due to the fact she was suffering from dementia, and tourettes syndrome (the poor gal) , I never took her vile insults and accusations personally.
Tourettes syndrome and dementia are not her fault.
Being maskless is.
I'll have to a word with my supervisor tomorrow, to inquire as to if this viral menace can actually cause tourettes syndrome.
Going off the responses so far in my efforts to keep the global citizenry safe from certain death, I'd say that tourettes may very well be a possible side effect of the dreaded Covid infection.
(I'm only a Covid Marshall - not a scientific expert - so I'll need to check up on this).
This Covid Marshall never rests!
After my daily routine of being out and about in society, enforcing the rules, I can now relax with my evening dinner, posting away on Hive and spreading the word.
This will help to ensure that the uptake of the vaccine is occurring across the Hive ecosystem as well.
You can count on me to drop in and visit all the accounts on Hive to check that people are obeying the mandates and advice from our leaders.
Don't make me shame you into wearing your masks !.. especially if your blogging online.
This virus has no borders.
A Covid Marshal tip: No.12
If you have any of your friends or relatives that are reticent to wear the life saving masks, why not super glue one onto their faces when they're sleeping? (two is even better).
The mask will need replacing of course (hygiene!), but by the time they've unglued it from their faces, they should be well on the way to feeling like it's normal , and will offer very little resistance to applying another one - just as soon as the superglue'd mask has been removed.
Threats of any further use of superglue on the face acts as a great incentive to ongoing, voluntarily , compliance.
A question to Hive users:
Do you know of any accounts on Hive who may be flagrantly disregarding these sensible rules and would benefit from a visit by me, or one of my team?
If you do, please send me a link, and I'll pay them a visit to show them the error of their ways - I'm on it !
*All upvotes and rewards from my blog will go towards spreading the word and to help fund those that cannot help themselves.
Sharon, for example.
She's a young mum who's single - and is really struggling in these testing times.
She's unable to get the vaxx for herself and her children.
She also appears to be suffering from tourretes syndrome, judging by my last visit to her see, the poor thing.
Sharon and her two young children would be ideal candidates for "The superglue incentive" (as me and my team like to call it).
I've already funded (from my own pocket no less !) a spare key to her house, but the masks and superglue are beyond my budget at the moment - so by supporting my blog, you can help me to help Sharon (and her two young children) to stay healthy !
They're only one tube of glue, and three masks, away from freedom !
Sharon has no awareness about social distancing - I'm on it!
Please follow and share.
I'll be posting daily about my stories and exploits in 'the thick of things' , while I sit down and eat my 'healthy options', microwaved dinner.
I actually can't wait to go to bed - just so that I can wake up tomorrow morning , and carry on with my vitally important work!
Good night Hivers, and stay safe.