NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER ORGANIZED BY @mimy

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Hello friends, here is my entry into the NDJT episode 2 contest, with the theme "TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER" organized by mimy@mimy. Let me quickly mention here that I'm from South Africa and hope my entry will be valid and accepted.

Lets ship the whole crew to the cruise!

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS.

Q: At what age did you have your first kiss?
A: At 15 at the movies

Q: What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
A: A piece of cake rapped with foil

Q: What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
A: A complete set of Givenchy bag as a birthday gift

Q: Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or make up
A: My breast aren't sagging yet so i can forgo a brassiere...lol

Q: Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
A: Man: confident, tall, romantic, dark in complexion, intelligent.

Q: What would you do with one million naira.
A: Go to the suburb and get a piece of land

Q: Would you love to get married to a virgin?
A: No issues if he's good in bed...

Q: Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
A: Girls- biria@biria judy@judy angysweet@angysweet
Guys- somez@somez ifioklee@ifioklee blackpaul@blackpaul

Q: Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
A: Laying on my bed praying with my bible for the love of God, i kept reminiscing on most sucking sex i ever had in my life with a virgin in capetown.

Q: What virtue do you think is your greatest asset?
A: A loving heart

Q: Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK and CENTER
A: Its okay to be nerdy sometimes!

Q: One thing you learnt from NDJT episode 1
A: The real US were revealed

Big shoutout and thank you to mimy@mimy for this one.


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