WHAT NOT TO SAY AS A TEACHER:
Sa isang examination
Student: Ma'am puwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi
nang pad paper lang eh.
Pagkatapos ng examination
Teacher: Okay, time is up. One, two,
three. Come you papers to me!
pagkatapos ng klase
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go
home. form a line and pass out slowly.
WRONG WORD USAGES
Laity- Hometown ni Imelda Marcos ang laity
Mention- Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.
Punctuation- Sabi ng isang bata,
"Daddy, pasukan na next week.
Kailangan ko po ng punctuation."
Tenacious- Before playing tennis I
Curtain and kitchen- Aray! Huwag
mo kong curtain, Masa-kitchen.