Jeff Donaldson suspected something was a little off when his modest teacher tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly rude goblin, Matt Lakeman, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Matt proved to be friendly and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with swimming. Jeff soon learnt that Matt had taken an oath never to club a human being.
When Jeff's modest teacher is injured in a crocodile taming accident, Jeff realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Matt'stranslucent body and black fur, Jeff finds himself falling for the goblin. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a pixie appears before Jeff and warns him of a darkness within Matt. The pixie gives Jeff the warped spoon - the only weapon that can defeat a rude goblin.
Will Jeff find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly frightened? (Hint: yes!)
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