Sandie Lakeman suspected something was a little off when his delightful mummy tried to club him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly tight-fisted zombie, Mohammad Wilson, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Mohammad proved to be controlling and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with running. Sandie soon learnt that Mohammad had taken an oath never to slap a human being.
When Sandie's delightful mummy is injured in a motor accident, Sandie realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Mohammad'sfish-like tail and grumpy disposition, Sandie finds himself falling for the zombie. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a gargoyle appears before Sandie and warns him of a darkness within Mohammad. The gargoyle gives Sandie the magic sword - the only weapon that can defeat a tight-fisted zombie.
Will Sandie find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly uneasy? (Hint: yes!)
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