I didn't think of a better caption to fully explain what I went through today. So maybe after reading, you can tell me if caption suits the story perfectly.
Have you ever been in a situation where you don't have a choice than to shit on your undies?
Ye sounds funny right?
I left to buy a pair of shoes because of the wedding I needed to attend this weekend. My stomach gave me the signal to do the number two but because I have coconut head, I told myself that I would be back in time if at all I needed to shit.
I jumped on a bus and off i went to the market. Instead of me to pick up what exactly I came to the market for, I decided to go for sight seeing. I walked round the market to check out for more beautiful things.
sometimes when your village people want to really deal with you, they allow you to loose guard and then strike when you didn't even expect it
When I finally was done with my sight seeing, I went back to the very first shop I saw what I initially wanted to buy. Immediately I picked up the shoe, I had the urge to fart. A harmless fart I thought. As a master in the game, I positioned my bumbum very well to do the do. Since it was a public place, I decided to show my professionalism by releasing the gas little by little.
I released the first one and held the second one because I needed to observe the environment first. When I released the second time, it was the elder brother of fart. Then I realized that I had messed myself up. Ladies and gentlemen, I had shit on my pants.
Hey God, how do I get out of this mess that I have done? Of course, I would be smelling badly when I eventually get into the bus. My stomach didn't even pity me as the owner. It decided to ruin me more by making me feel pressed this time around.
If I don't visit the convenience in the next one minute, murder will be the case right now.
I met the lady that I wanted to buy the shoe from and explained the situation shamelessly. She laughed and luckily for me, she had a toilet right there in her shop. I rushed in with the speed of Usain Bolt and released the dangerous weapons that held me captive.
Whew! That feeling of being relieved is underestimated friends. I felt like they poured cold water on my head. I looked at my undies that already suffered torment because of my stubbornness. I just bagged it and off I went back to her. This time I was telling her to be fast so I can get home before I start feeling Shitty again.
I luckily got to my street without any spirit of embarrassment hovering around me. When I got to my junction, I decided to stop by at my customer's shop to buy a loaf of bread. Just as she was giving it to me, my village people struck again. This time I quickly ran out of the shop leaving what I had ordered behind. I jumped into the nearby tricycle I saw and he took me straight home.
I banged on the door like mad woman for my husband to open the door. When he did, I just pushed him and rushed off to the toilet. This time, I defeated the spirit of embarrassment before they struck.😛
I am the greatest heroine of my time. 😂😂😂. I am currently lying down on the bed. I am not stepping out again until tomorrow. Who knows if the next one that will happen will be the deadliest. My village people will not succeed ever again.
Have you ever been embarrassed like this? How did you get out of the situation?
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