Good morning friends from the
steem community I wish you happy Sunday to all. Here I have translated some jokes for you that we share at work. I hope that will cheer you all a little bit.
Two blondes.
Two blond girls are talking:
- You want me to tell you a joke from which chests are shrinking?
- Oh Noooo! I see someone has already told you ...
Spare parts.
Today Bob decided to go to the bazaar in the big city and
accidentally entered a sex shop,
for a long time he looked through the store and finally chose an inflatable doll. He received instructions from the seller how to use it, and returned to the village.
- Look wife what I bought from the big city?
- What is this, Bob?
- Inflatable doll!
When you're angry, I'll sleep with her!
His wife began to get a little jealous, so she asked: - Are there inflatable men in the store?
- No, my wife! For men there were only spare parts.
A place for pregnant women in a bus.
A beautiful lady rides a bus, and she seats in place for pregnant women.
The conductor went to her and said:
- Excuse me, would you like to move to another seat?
- Why?
- Because it's a place for pregnant ...
- And how do you know I'm not pregnant?
- So you do not look pregnant ... since when are you pregnant?
- Two hours ago!
- But, ma'am, you did not get it. This place is for pregnant, not for f...d ...
Not satisfied!
Man goes to the doctor all frantic and tells him:
- Doc, I can not satisfy my wife. She wants ten times a day ...
- Whaaat ?!
- Money, doc, money!
Snake.
How does the dog do?
woof-woof ...
How's the cat doing?
meow, meow ...
How does the snake do?
You can not go for beer with your friends.
source:
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