"Ahh hav some bad bark mates. Sally May returned from her visit wi' 'er mammy in Glasnakille, an' brooght th' 'Fesh-Yak' plague wi' 'er! Ahh'm plenty boak an' Sally tay. Sae, Ahh might be a wee bit slaw in respondin' thes week maties. But, Warrant Officer Hack is takin' guid caur o' us. Hopefully we baith will pit thes mingin' business far astern suin!" 😤 -Keptin