Would You Buy Me A Bitcoin?

Most probably you would never buy me a Bitcoin. After all, why would you? I can see so many reasons for not buying me 1 BTC. I can read them all in your minds, right now. There are so many reasons that I can even group them in three macro-categories!

Technical

• 1 BTC is extremely expensive for the average person and even a fraction is still too precious to give it away to a stranger
• The transactions fees are quite high these days. Welcome to the bull!
• There must be a trick here. I don’t trust you!

Ethical

• There are billions of people in need of help. Why should I help just you?
• If you want 1 BTC, buy it yourself. If you don’t have enough money, work for it or ask for a loan.
• I promised my family to finally cash out at this bull run. I’m not going to waste my investment on you.

Practical

• Why should I buy you 1 BTC, when I could stake it on DeFi and generate a decent passive income?
• You’re not a hot chick from OnlyFans. If you were, I could at least have the thrill of having a chance with her. I know, I’ll never bang her anyway, but the sole dream of it could be worth 1 BTC.
• You’re not an Instagram cat or dog. Their cuteness could indeed be worth 1 BTC, so I could enjoy seeing them happily eating gourmet food from a silk pillow with their names sown in golden wire.

And I agree with most of them, so much that I don’t even need to tell you who I am, what I’ve done, and thus why I would deserve 1 BTC out of your generosity.

So why should we buy you this freaking BTC?

Before telling you WHY, it’s more important to tell you HOW you could do it. By simply upvoting and resharing this post. Nothing more!

The magic of HIVE is that you can tip writers with one click, without taking from your own pocket. Isn’t it great?

If this article gets upvoted like 2–3 million times, there should be enough Hive Dollars to allow me to buy 1 BTC on my own.

Yeah, probably this will need to become the most upvoted article ever, but you guys love records. Are you ready to break one and see yourself in the HIVE Guinness World Record book???

OK, I think I could do it, but how would you use this BTC?

How would I use this BTC? I think I’d use it as a down payment for a mortgage. With this housing crisis spreading across the globe faster than we want to admit, I feel more and more the need of a safe base, a place I can call, not only home, but even my HQ. The world is a battlefield and I need my HQ to face it in the most effective way. Yeah, I want to be a true digital nomad, but the best way of traveling around the world is to have the peace of mind of knowing you will always have a safe spot to return whenever any trouble occurs.

Which services are you considering?

I haven’t found financial companies that offer crypto-backed mortgages in the EU, and none that offer the classic 10% down payment, rather they want the full collateral, the real limit of the current DeFi infrastructure. But any suggestion is welcome. If you know a solid Web3 mortgage project, let me know!

Maybe this is the only thing I can offer you in return: being your guinea pig experimenting crypto mortgages and showing you whether they work or not.

You see? If you’ve read until this point, you can see my request is not that crazy after all. It’s even a very honest one! The risk is all on me!