The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. The Muslims say it’s Muhammad. I say, “Who gives a fuck who the messenger is? Did you get the message?” -Eddie Griffin

Poorly Trained Bird

Thou art a Fawning, Dog-hearted Canker-blossom.

Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

If you lose today, win tomorrow. In this never-ending spirit of challenge is the heart of a victor. -Daisaku Ikeda

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

How To Tell It Is Too Cold

Thou art a Puny, Boil-brained Codpiece.

I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.

There are things so deep and complex that only intuition can reach it in our stage of development as human beings. -John Astin

Tombstone Epitaph In a London, England cemetery:Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann.Dec. 8, 1767

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack