Hello, fellow cryptocurrency speculators. My name is John DiFelice (@johnthefelon). I am a novelist, short story writer, playwright, and poet. Do I write professionally? Yes, but not often enough. Writing can be a grind filled with disappointments and dashed hopes, but it is something I love and will continue to do for the rest of my life, or as long as a massive head injury, stroke, Alzheimer’s, or other dementia allows.
This is my professional headshot:
This is what I look like most of the time:
I have self-published one novel and one collection of short stories.
American Zeroes is about a hulking brute who thinks his next-door neighbors are terrorists. He devises a ridiculous black ops mission to take them out, along with his roommate who is a short, bald man who wants nothing more than to restore Russia to its former glory. Many readers think I wrote this about Trump and Putin. I did not, although it’s fascinating how well it fits, especially since I wrote it a year before Trump announced his candidacy. If you read it, you may come away thinking I have psychic powers. I do, and that’s why I know you will read it now. YOU WILL READ IT NOW. Just kidding. IT IS ON AMAZON NOW.
Lures is a collection of short stories about people who are drawn out of their comfortable lives to satisfy some ill-defined longing. The lure of fame draws a meme detective to a hostile sports arena in Philadelphia. The chance to earn their dead father’s love lures his children to an electronic necromancer. The lure of vengeance causes a man to invite his best friend to an ill-fated fishing trip
Lures also contains poetry:
Swallow me
Like Alice did
And Neo’s choice
That wasn’t his
Drink from a cup
Or use a dish
Tadpole size
From Jonah’s fish
And when at last
The time has come
Smile sweetly
My dear one
This reminds me, I have a confession to make. I like poetry that rhymes. I do, I’m sorry, and I refuse to apologize for it. But if rhyming poetry is not your thing, this may be more to your taste:
I wrote that when I was high on ‘shrooms. That’s a lie. I’ve never tried them, mainly because I don’t trust my friends who would no doubt take me to a circus, cosplay convention, or the middle of a flashmob where everyone is dressed as Dementors. And I usually don't pair my poems with anything, but a) this is original artwork, and b) I wanted something visually stimulating.
She also did the art for "Stray Colors" (which I think is also a selfie).
That's it for this short introduction. I posted a few poems and one short story ahead of this introductory post. Won’t you join me on my Steemit journey? If you follow me, I guarantee nothing except that you will be entertained. I look forward to meeting all of you and supporting your talents.
- John