Sitting down in a meeting as a silent human, observing the peace of the unventilated hall. The Mace was there in all its glory, the senate President shining his teeth with his hair From the 70's, the Deputy senate president looking like a villain from a low budget movie, The Clerk with his tinted hair that Gave him the appearance of a person who had not taken his bath in three weeks, when I looked at his feet, he looked like a farmer taking the afternoon break with his dirty legs.
It was all going smoothly that hot afternoon, until an Iroko of a person stood up, a giant of Uneven proportions with hair that can be likened to the Okomu national reserve that gently sat on his head; He was the Senate President. After his Budget was read out and approved, The Senate president's budget was a huge sum of 470,000 steam, a sum of money that would break his neck if he tried carrying it on his head with the use of GHANA MUST GO.
'Oga', I asked the person sitting next to me, " Is It 170,000 or 470,000". I was told 470 thousand, laugh catch me( I fed on laughter)
The Director of sports budget was next, with cancellations here and there, his budget looked like a kindergarten student learning how to write; His budget read 77,000 steam and it was still up for more deliberations.
Going straight to the president's budget, I kept on hearing, luminous solar panels for the final year class, scholarships etcetera. The President, a man with wobbling legs, was told to defend his budget, he stood up like a Caesar, appealing to the Congress to review the senate President's budget, reminding them of the Minute amount of money in the account and the fact that they are eleven executives, he told the congress that his executives can't defend a budget when they know they would still be given miserable amounts of money, then he sat
Then like the house of assembly and senate meetings, a wolf in sheep's clothing stood up to say the president should apologize because he felt the president insulted the Congress.
The president stood up once again, this time like Heracles of old to tell the Congress that he wasn't insultive and then choose to take his leave with his executives