A crypt-tard is any one who believes bitcoin was developed to put more fiat currency in your wallet or bank.
Symptoms you might be or have Crypt-tard tendencies:
You believe bitcoin mining requires a shovel.
You wonder if the Blockchain is made of gold.
You Bought Bitcoin futures.
You bought Bitcoin and are still waiting for it to come in the mail.
You think crpto-traders are crypto-gods.
You deny Bitcoin is under attack by the banks.
You get your Bitcoin news from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NYT or Forbes.
You believe government regulation is good for Bitcoin.
You believe you have a stake in Bitcoin even though you don't mine Bitcoin.
You sold Bitcoin for 15K or more and are still waiting for the right time to get back in.
You believe alt coins are superior to Bitcoin.
You believe your Bitcoin transactions are anonymous.
You believe ICOs are the same thing as Bitcoin.
You don't have the private keys to your bitcoin wallets
If you have 4 or more of these symptoms. You might be a Crypt-tard. I'm sorry but rehabilitation will be long and painful for you. But I hope you take on the task
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