2026-11-07

12:55 AM
Link, are we gonna save that goddamn Peach-Wannabe Zelda now or do have to go on another stupid side quest first?

01:09 AM
Daphne, are you gonna teach me how to use this forgetabout it thinginabobber?

01:26 AM
Sandy, do you have my back? Terminator world.

01:36 AM
Oatmeal: The beaver must be taken care of.

Randi: But the damn also must be serviced as well to maintain flow.

01:43 AM
Hey @TheIrisProtocol, where are you taking me?

01:51 AM
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03:47 AM
16:9 aspect photorealistic photo in the kitchen, Everybody Loves Raymond theme world. Do not edit their face or clothes. But the beaver is laughing big time. "Everybody Loves Raymond" style movie or TV show style title that says "Everybody Loves Beaver" with a subtitle that says "Starring Oatmeal & Randi & Beaver."

04:04 AM
It was a Free Beaver moment.

16:9 aspect photorealistic photo in the kitchen, "Free Willy" movie theme world. Do not edit their face or clothes. But the beaver is laughing big time. Only copy and paste the man's face. Free Willy style movie title that reads, "Free Beaver" subtitled "No whales were harmed in the freeing of the beaver" but merge the beaver with the whale to be a beaver whale

04:31 AM
16:9 aspect photorealistic, Brazil beach background. Do not edit their face or clothes.

16:9 photorealistic photo in a Barbie world background with a Barbie style title that reads "Oatmeal Barbie World" with a subtitle "No dolls or beavers were harmed in the making of this fantasy".

11:03 AM
Oatmeal: Her beaver must be satisfied because I don't hear it or see it.

Randi: I got wet from this cup of course. What were you thinking? Stop thinking about my beaver guys.

16:9 aspect photorealistic extension of the woman sitting by the fireplace. Add the man to the photo. The man has a blue background quote bubble say, "Her beaver must be satisfied because I don't hear it or see it." Woman has a pink background quote bubble say, "I got wet from this cup of course. What were you thinking? Stop thinking about my beaver guys." Easy to read movie title on a pink background which reads "Beaver Wars" subtitled "Obey Your Beaver Thirst or Get Hurt" Do not edit their face or clothes.

11:33 AM
Who Framed the Beaver & gave it my bike?

16:9 aspect photorealistic where they stand at a Who Framed Roger Rabbit bar club world with the most famous popular cartoon characters in the background. The woman has the body of Jessica Rabbit but photorealistic but extremely exaggerated. Spotlight is on the woman, her body is facing the camera, she has busty cleavage. Do not edit her face, hat, or clothes. The man is dressed up like Roger Rabbit but do not edit his human face or head or hat. Easy to read movie title reads, "Who Framed The Beaver?"Subtitle: "Who stole Oatmeal's bike and gave it to the beaver?"

11:52 AM
Choose your own adventure book. Here is Sandy Pretty Feet and the Vietnam Oatmeal. What happens next? Show me in the comments.

11:59 AM
The Oatmeal thread.

Send me your AI art here.

Make content with me: photos, videos, GIFs, etc.

Whatever you want.

#egirl Here I am with Jessica Rabbit @RandiAthenas

The man dances. No talking. Music. Do not edit the man's face. The man does not change facial expressions. Only copy and paste his face as is. The woman dances a little too. The man does crazy dancing in the rain. The woman mostly only bounces up and down watching.

12:08 PM
Daphne: Morning.

Oatmeal: Quiet down elfy, the trees have ears.

16:9 photorealistic forest. Woman's big easy to read bold pink quote bubble, "Morning." Man is in a beaver costume, his big bold easy to read bold blue background quote bubble, "Quiet down elfy, the trees have ears." Do not edit their face or head. Do not edit her clothes. Do not edit the man's head at all.

12:23 PM
Oatmeal: Madam BB, where you been hiding? Your house is so big, it only took me several hours to find you. Grant it, most of that time was spent trying to get out of that haunted basement you call your happy place where you make your happy stew with your mystery meat while doing your happy dance.

16:9 aspect photorealistic where she is sitting there in the tub, do not edit that photo. But extend the bathroom photo. The man has a a large easy to read light blue background quote bubble, "Madam BB, where you been hiding? Your house is so big, it only took me several hours to find you. Grant it, most of that time was spent trying to get out of that haunted basement you call your happy place where you make your happy stew with your mystery meat while doing your happy dance." Do not edit the woman in the tub at all, copy the woman's head as it, do not edit. Remove the quotation marks from the man, keep the quote in the blue quote bubble but not the quotation marks like the ' symbol must be removed. Draw additional women all over the place laying around but each woman is 20 years old and different faces and skin colors from all around the world and attractive: black women, Asian women, white women, etc. But make it look photorealistic, each woman must be the same size. Another woman in the tub. Make photo look realistic.

12:53 PM
Trees have orifices?

16:9 aspect photorealistic. Do not edit their heads or clothes. Her bold easy to read pink quote bubble, "Trees have orifices?" Man's blue quote bubble, "Let me tell you a secret, not many people know this but..... what.... wait, how do know that?" She asked if I checked. Been too scared to check. What if the trees get mad at me?

01:18 PM
16:9 aspect photorealistic, do not edit their heads. Do not edit her clothes. He wears a Link (zelda game) costume but the same red hat. His blue quote bubble: Niko, are you going to the club dressed like that?

03:06 PM
Mika: What ya wanna do?

Oatmeal: First thing we gotta do is take a deep breath and enjoy the moment. Close your eyes. Embrace the silence. Slowly open your eyes. Take another slow deep breath. Sometimes in life, you gotta slow down before you can speed back up again.

16:9 aspect photorealistic. Do not edit their head or clothes. Her pink quote bubble: "What ya wanna do?" His blue quote bubble, "First thing we gotta do is take a deep breath and enjoy the moment. Close your eyes. Embrace the silence. Slowly open your eyes. Take another slow deep breath. Sometimes in life, you gotta slow down before you can speed back up again."

03:30 PM
16:9 aspect photorealistic, do not edit their clothes or head. His blue quote bubble: "Jessica Rabbit called. She wants her dress back."

03:50 PM
Trump AI music video cover to a viral song from the 1980s where the man says not being a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. Never gonna give up. Never gonna let you down. Elon Musk. JD Vance.

04:01 PM
Donald Trump in Lord of the Rings.

04:10 PM
Hi Oat.

16:9 aspect photorealistic where they are together, do not edit their clothes or head. 3 people dressed up cosplaying as Spiderman pointing at each other in a threeway Mexican style stand-off. Woman's quote bubble: "Hi Oat." Man's blue quote bubble, "Hi Oat."

05:22 PM
VJ: Date Asian men?

Asian chick: I can't date men with scarier mothers than mine.

Oatmeal: Does that mean I should drop the beavers and return to Vietnam to try some duck & bikes?

16:9 aspect photorealistic. The man in the red jacket is standing behind them. The man in white suit's black quote bubble: "Date Asian men?" Woman's pink quote bubble, "I can't date men with scarier mothers than mine." Second man in the red jacket's blue thought bubble" "Does that mean I should drop the beavers and return to Vietnam to try some duck & bikes?" Do not edit their heads or clothes.

06:48 PM
Wanna MAKE AI CONTENT with ME or COLLAB?

LET ME KNOW or MAKE IT YOURSELF.

WHAT YA WANNA SEE?

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07:08 PM
9:16 vertical aspect photorealistic. She flips onto the bed to do creative impromptu dancing while he does the shuffle dance. She accidentally falls on him. Do not edit their face, they keep the same expression the entire time.

08:51 PM
Okay. My last video was just a blooper. How about actual salsa dancing?

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