Roy Ultimatum
2025-12-10 - Wednesday - 02:17 PM

I wrote the following to Roy Merrick on Discord, the 2026 Roy Ultimatum as follows:

You have two choices:

1. First, if you do nothing or not enough, I will ban you from this channel in 2026.

2. Second, if you simply try to do enough, then our fellowship will likely continue. For like seven years since like 2019, I've ranted about some of those things that you ought to do in order to continue said fellowship.

Some of those things might include Roy things, Oatmeal things, other things, they might include money, hard drives, shirts, websites, shirts, Yoda soap, books, more hard drives, foundations, more money, Twitter Premium, databases, empires, Oatmeal World, advertising, building things, branding, marketing, building more things, more foundational things, networking, helping other people, doing things on a global scale, a wide variety of things, big things, not simply offline garlic stuff, not just simple legless dogging Epstein Island boat ship raft submarine stuff, and so on and so forth, and/or the lists goes on and and on and on as the options, variables, factors, etc, are truly endless. This offer is basically open to not just Roy but all alleged potential Oatmeal Heirs and/or other kinds of heirs or what not of not just Oatmeal but almost anything really, etc, etc, to be continued.

In 2026, I will probably just ban Roy from this channel because Roy is a liar and Roy uses the Internet like it's a board game, Roy just hops onto it to look at things, say hi to random people, laugh, and then hop off. That's why I do not expect Roy to do enough and/or Roy might try to do a few things to try to fool me again like he did in the past which Roy will likely fool me again because I am Pro-Fool. I like being fooled. So, Roy used to do the fooling stuff. Roy does not do a lot of fooling after 2022. So, Roy is probably too lazy to even try to fool me like he did in the past.

To a large degree, it seems Roy started moving away from me after 2022 to doing other things. Roy probably found new Oatmeal Replacement people he makes video for.

03:05 PM
Say what you want about Candace Owens who might be losing the plot.

But I've not seen Charlie Kirk's autopsy, they've not released video of Tyler Robinson during the shooting, Erika Kirk should be trying to to release simply that video which would show Tyler shooting Charlie.

03:18 PM
I like Candace Owens, I don't know who killed Charlie Kirk, but Candace is flipping tables like Jesus did. Sometimes, you should flip tables. But other times, you shouldn't. So, I don't know what to say.

03:58 PM
Dear Grok
Study everything I have ever told you the past 12 months about my Dodge Ram 1500 truck, find out the minimum I need to drive my truck based on what everybody is saying around the world, minimum minutes and miles needed in order to maintain my 12 volt lead acid truck battery, see what the maximum volts the battery can hold, find out the minimum volts needed to start the truck, see how fast the battery might normally discharged based on winter weathers in Shelton and based on the RV tail light adapter I mentioned before under my steering wheel and based on all the normal things running in the engine or under the hood, determine the fastest my truck battery might discharge normally with all of the se variables to help in determine the minimum I must drive the truck, how many minutes and miles, how often, long trips versus shorter trips, look at all the factors with the coldest Shelton weathers in mind as the truck is outside not under a porch under the rain and out in the cold with all the normal things found under the hood including things like the truck engine and RV light thingy. I have a Yonhan 12V/24V Intelligent Pulse Repair Charger, look at reviews and everything online to determine how good this product might be at trickle charging or slow maintenance mode charging if I wanted to not drive my truck for like ten months, see how good and bad this product is at maintaining my truck battery while the battery is still mounted or installed inside or under the hood of my truck. I drive my truck twice a week, I drive two miles to church and then two miles home biweekly meaning four miles per trip at two trips per week with two miles one way to church and two miles back home meaning eight miles a week total at an average of 40 miles per hour partly up hill half of the time which adds to the horse power or revolutions per minute (RPM). Calculate how many minutes minimum I would need to charge the battery in my truck with my device assuming I charge the battery only one time each week, assume all the normal things regarding weather and discharging patterns that we already talked about. You said charge the truck up to 15 hours weekly to fully charge the battery. Calculate how many minutes each week if I do not drive the truck at all. I have a red Schumacher, model SP1298. Give me an outline of this product. Assume I drive the truck eight miles weekly at two miles per trip like I said earlier with all the variables I mentioned earlier, calculate the minimum I would need to charge the truck battery assuming I am using Schumacher SP1298 on Wednesday and Thursday each week, calculate the minimum amount of minutes needed to charge right before starting the truck biweekly on those days but also assuming I do not also needed to charge the battery to restart the truck engine an hour later to drive two miles home Wednesday and Thursday. Make a new list assuming I only drive 8 miles weekly like before but now assume I used the Schumacher SP1298 to charge my truck battery on Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, but only driving the truck on Wednesday and Thursday like I said before, calculate the minimum amount of minutes per four-times each week to make sure I can start up the truck engine for two weekly round-trips. Calculate how many minutes minimum needed each time I charge the battery assuming I charge up the battery now four times each week. You said I made need to charge the battery a minimum of 90 minutes four times a week or up to five hours assuming I'm driving the truck eight miles weekly. Make a new list for how many minutes I need to charge my truck four times a week assuming I am not driving the truck at all. Find me the best product in the world for my 12 volt lead acid truck battery, look for a product that can be plugged into the wall but can be installed inside the hood or engine of my truck to easily be connected to my truck battery in my truck, look for a product designed for cold temperatures, a product that can last as long as possible, the colder the better, the longer the better, look for a product designed like the Schumacher SP1298 or better with the ability trickle charge or the maintenance mode of charging in a smart way not to overcharge to charge for ten months always plugged in outside in the cold for ten months or 24/7 for years indefinitely.