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Oatmeal Life Outline in less than 60 seconds, 1985-2023, 38 years

1985, born outside of an Oregon Ghetto to Seattle M&M Marilyn & the son of Peter Rasp who almost died on the Titanic according to legend
1986, Mars was in a Strawberry Short Cake themed Little Miss Strawberry Patch Competition with Molly Hill, Pee-wee's Playhouse, ALF
1987, age 2, played a sheep in a Thanksgiving Pilgrims Homeschooling club play, hearing tubes installed into ears, already wearing glasses, Brian Morehead, Williams in Tigard, TMNT cartoon, STNG, Duck Tales, Full House, Hulk Hogan defeated André The Giant
1988, age 3, brother saved my life, almost got hit by a vehicle which broke my mom's arm, I rode horses/ponies, first visit to Seattle, Wonder Years, picnics, Ramona, CCBC Pastor Uncle Story Dave Weber, Super Boy of Superman, Roseanne, flies, Land Before Time, AWANA, Pooh
1989, age 4, we saw All Dogs Go to Heaven, Small Wonder, they tried murdering Trump in a helicopter, Mars wrote Susie Short Story, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, Mermaid, Narnia UK, Bush & Gorbachev Scam
1990, age 5, Blacky the dog, Panama, Nintendo Mario 3, birth of Kenni, wetting the bed, Back to the Future III, Ghost Dad, Captain Skyhawk, Problem Child, Dick Tracy, Halloween Monkey, Kindergarten Cop
1991, age 6, was learning to ride a bike, this was years before Vietnam Kathy Stole My Bike & Eminem, I drew Bart Simpson, Indians, Turtles 2, VBS in the 1990s in general, finger scar during our family camping trip, F-Zero at piano boy's house, Dark Wing Duck, American Tail 2, was homeschooled in the 1990s
1992, age 7, first trip to California, Disneyland, Disney's Newsies starring Batman's Christian Bale, Home Alone, met Tiffany Cumbo probably in the early 1990s, also had other ghetto friends, church friends, club friends, etc, met Ronald McDonald, Rock-a-Doodle, Betty White's Golden Girls, RIP Anatha Pickell, Air Show, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, Dead LEGO Fred, Picard's Star Trek Next Generation
1993, age 8, got lost at Hagg Lake probably like a week after a famous reunion, Mario is Missing, Oatmeal is Missing, Homeward Bound starring Michael J. Fox, TMNT III, NBA Jam, Cliffhanger starring Sylvester Stallone, Jurassic Park, played Sunset Riders with Josh Atkins, Salem with Howie, Fireworks in Hillsboro, Hocus Pocus, Free Willy, Halloween Astronaut Joey, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mario's Time Machine, Super Nintendo
1994, age 9, Rival Turf, 164 Bhakti Sa, Lion King, Star Trek Generations with Picard/Kirk, Flintstones, City Slickers with 162 Kyle Vanderzanden maybe that year or later on, Kumon math, The Little Rascals, Police Academy, Earthworm Jim, Richie Rich, speech therapy, started hearing/talking better
1995, age 10, played a shepherd in a CCBC church Christmas play, previously played a sheep at age 2, it went full circle, was in Olympians, was learning karate, Pocahontas, Billy Madison, Goofy, Full House Finale, Casper, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie, Bill Bailey, The Amazing Panda Adventure, Babe, Mortal Kombat, The Santa Clause, Twisted Metal on Sony Playstation, Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, The Indian in the Cupboard
1996, age 11, we started making Arnold Attic home videos, I was already writing more as of like 1995, Waterworld, James and the Giant Peach, To Heaven Or Hell, Independence Day starring Will Smith, Jack starring Robin Williams, N64, PS1 Tomb Raider, SEGA Sonic with Bill, Donkey Kong Country, Sim City, Mars Attacks!
1997, age 12, Star Wars Special Edition, Fifth Element, Jurassic Park 2, Batman & Robin, Men in Black, Golden Eye 007, Princess Diana was probably murdered, Bomberman 64, played basketball on school teams in the 1990s
1998, age 13, CCBC Seattle Splash with Dan Kennedy, Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky, CCBC AWANA, Winter Olympics in Japan, Grand Theft Auto, Dr. DoLittle, Armageddon, Small Soldiers, The Truman Show starring Jim Carrey, Tri-Met Max Westbound to Hillsboro opening starring Al Gore, What Dreams May Come starring Robin Williams
1999, age 14, SNES Mario Paint, Cool Kid, NASA Mars Polar Lander, Mario Party 1, Sim City 3000, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, WCC, Mario Golf, The Sixth Sense, Sonic Adventures on SEGA Dreamcast, The Omega Code, Dogma, Bicentennial Man, Alan graduated, was already doing comics like the Action Strip since like 1997, was using the Internet especially since like 1997, we had cable in the 1990s, we had computers, we used AOL to access the Internet and also libraries/etc, we made audio tapes in the 1990s
2000, age 15, Arnold Attic, Ra Ra, Idaho, Rick went to Oklahoma, Valentines, ham radio, Morehead Pickett Family Reunion in Long Beach, Washington, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, FGHS begun, Mlynski, Brandeburg, Thias, Baumgartner, Bartels, Cast Away starring Tom Hanks, forgot to mention mice and other pets I had in the 1990s
2001, age 16, New York City Gangster Run Big Red Dog Mickey Morehead, Cat's Life, Carman: The Champion, WCC, HCBC, Paper Mario, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider with Woof, Ghetto Blair Witch, WOL Super Bowl, NBA Blazers, did not see Harry Potter at that time
2002, age 17, Phenomenon, Winter Youth Celebration with Ryan Cruz HFBC, WCC, Attack of the Clones, Encouragement Articles (EA) since at least the early 2000s if not earlier in some ways, Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie with Fellowship of Christian Athletes (FCC) who met at FGHS, Time Changer of TBN, 8 Mile, Star Trek: Nemesis, A Walk to Remember starring Mandy Moore
2003, age 18, RIP Tiffany Cumbo, Sonya Mack, The Rambling Brain, Lord of the Rings (LOTR) at Matt Dooney, War Craft, Star Craft, Girl's Basketball Manager wioth Richie VanDyke at FGHS, Gamecube, school dances since like 2002, Family Reunion in Roseburg to see Dick
2004, age 19, Pocket Ball to graduate from FGHS, flew to New York for WOLBI, Ranch, Chris Zuagg, Llama basketball champions, Xanga, Diary Land, family reunions, New York City for the ball drop but then we missed it
2005, age 20, Snow Camp Counselor, Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ at Dave Kelly, Revenge of the Sith, Batman Begins, Children Ministry Team (CMT) from 2004-2006, Arnold Attic work, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch with Mars, Ranch Counselor
2006, age 21, Quebec, attended ABC in West Virginia, Snow Camp Counselor, Ranch Counselor, V for Vendetta, The Da Vinci Code, saw Matrix for the first time in South Carolina at Jasper Swaney, The Pursuit of Happyness, Jennifer Moore, Sawyer Frye
2007, age 22, Kenni nudged me over, Mike Kurtz hired me to be a Wilderness Counselor at Salvation Army's Camp Kuratli in Oregon, TMNT cartoon movie, Ghost Rider, Flushed Away, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Revolution Hawaii, Enchanted on Christmas Day, Get Your Joy On (GYJO) with Jeffrey Walters
2008, age 23, California Boot Camp, YMCA, Hawaii, Kuratli, Paper Mario, Butterfly Effect with Amber or whatever, The Dark Knight, Seattle, RIP Woof/Dick, moved into Kenni's old place at Alder, worked at Kells & Daniel Grout, Wall-E, mom married Bill Cunningham, Valkyrie starring Tom Cruise, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button starring Brad Pitt
2009, age 24, my original Ojawall channel on YouTube, Spaceman & Diaper Boy with Lincoln Hawk in California, Animals Are Dying, Quest, Nicholas Littlejohn, Wanted Adventure Host, iJustine, Agape Church of Christ, Twitter, was already on MySpace since like 2005, Facebook since maybe 2006, Star Trek, Angels & Demons starring Tom Hanks, worked with Blake Webb at Moore Street
2010, age 25, RIP Blake Webb, Fonnie Filden 414, Camp Redwood Glenn in California with Farmer Hanna, WYI, Sharon Clayton, Seattle, Conan, Jay Leno, Walking Dead, Charlotte Battle, Jenae Orr our daughter, David Shepherd, Campbell family, Wii, Facebook censorship, Ram Reflection, Ironic Mystic, Painting Propaganda, Gambling Forks, PDX Bell Ringer at JC Penney
2011, age 26, Mea Omnia with Brent Groth, Arnold Attic teaser trailers, Matt Smith borrowed like hundreds of bucks promising to pay it back tenfold with interest but never did, Salvation Army Young Adult Retreat, Jurassic Park Theology Online (TOL), Matt Kurtz adventures, Battlestar Galactica, Bell Ringer for TVC, Dilley Bible Church, Nick Becker was the previous year
2012, age 27, went to Vietnam to teach English & meet Joy Sanchez of the Philippines, New Star, Bac Ninh Andy Nguyen's Papa Foods, Hanoi, Cuong, Matt Kurtz Mount St. Helens, Tillamook Cheese Factory with Emily Hundley/Thomas Luttrell, Battlestar, Dexter Morgan, Forty Four Tapes channel on YouTube, Buffy, Ignition Impression, Taylor Swift, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Robin Baker Prison, GoDaddy, Gresham, Dark Night Rises, Love Shack
2013, age 28, Hanoi Anna, Kathy Stole My Bike, 2nd New Star, Tan Van, FYG, Balo hostel, first VN apartment, Da Lat City vacation trip, District 12 with Rick, Leaf Pagoda, a high school hired me, a company in Thu Duc, that Russia girl, Drink & Talk English Club, my lawyer student, Anna Barbie, Tan Phu, English Rain, District 1, Charlene Jolly, Kyo York mentioned me, Grace Cafe, Master's Cup, HOLA Got Talent 2, pretend GF Angie Les (Angela Francis), Long An cow videos
2014, age 29, Leaf Pagoda, Circle K, Remi Cafe, Dai Trinh, Old Ink, Amber Briggs, Leanne McNulty, Long Khánh Tet, Philippines Roldan & Joyce Candiente attended my cafe church near Pico Plaza, worked with them, FYG Mr. Ribs BBQ, lawyer student Tân Huy told me I lost my phone, Mr. Duncan Debate, Criminal Minds, Jessica Perdomo Aguilera, Dumb & Dumber Too, bought like a $500 camera
2015, age 30, LEGO Mark, world traveling Thuy Tran, Medical English at that bubble tea cafe across from 23/9 Park where I often taught English for free many hours each day, karaoke birthday, Anna Barbie, AAA Spa, Oprah Joey from the Another side of Vietnam (ASOV) drama of 2014, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Mike Thế Anh's Different English, Star Wars Force Awakens with Lego Mark, Batman Gotham, Scorpion
2016, age 31, Anna Barbie, Australia Romelus Saladar (Rom), allegedly blacklisted, Dalat, Soren suggested I become an actor in Vietnam, Star Wars Rebels. Kung Fu Panda 03, Alex, Love English, Girl14 English, Purio Coffee English, Chinh Pham, Duyen Tran English, Shakira Zootopia Try Everything, X-Files 101, watched through Star Trek TNG, Racist Vanilla Ice-Cream, Bank English
2017, age 32, return to America, Architect English continued, Anh Coffee, Bill Nye debated Ken Ham, Simpsons to season 27, perhaps McDonald's stole my smart phone, forgot to mention my Yoga laptop I got a previous year, Blossom, Power Rangers to season 13, Bitcoin, Steemit, Discord, Home Improvement, YouTube nuked that original Ojawall channel, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, Rick & Morty, Criminal Minds, Justice League with Lego Mark, Lois & Clark, Maverick Oatmeal Bear at the Freemason Lodge
2018, age 33, we built the M&M Book Shed at LMS, Boy Meets World, scanning photos, Roseanne season 10, Gotham, Ancestry vs WikiTree, Get Fiber Optics, Not 5G WIFI, Once Upon a Time, Internally Online, Karen's wedding, Coast for Thanksgiving
2019, age 34, Peanut Butter & Oatmeal Adventures, Game of Thrones Finale, Infocomms Rob Roy Merrick, Rise of Skywalker, Fuller House, Ray Donovan, met Pastor Sam, helped with the youth, I applied to work at camp but was rejected
2020, age 35, Kobe Bryant was maybe murdered, Ricky Gervais, copyright debate, Greta, bats, clams, Dinosaur Philosophy, Firewood Area building, Ramona, manure, Miley Cyrus on Joe Rogan, The 100, The Boys, Fresh Prince of Bel Air 30th Anniversary Reunion, Mary Did You Know, Jungle Book Tarzan Hanna, Square One Television, IBM
2021, age 36, building a chicken house and basketball hoop during that thing in January, beep, Umbrella Academy, X-Files Season 11, Made For Love, Brave New World, Tell Me Your Secrets, Friday Night Tights (FNT) featuring pizza lady Chrissie Mayr, Nicki Minaj Rihanna Britney Spears, Lets Go Brandon, Matrix 4, raised my bed
2022, age 37, Dead Wing Dork Valentines, Memes World Productions, Simpcast, Cobra Kai, Dexter Morgan Season 9 finale, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, YouTube murdered JoeyArnold7, SnapChat Fake News, Mango, Kanye West on AJ, Hero Wars, Total Battle, FBI illegally raided Trump, Resident Alien
2023, age 38, blocked by Gina Carano & Tree of Logic, Louder with Steven, Scott black, fences, Star Trek Picard, firewood with a new ax, Discord Drama, swatted, mug shot, Stein, Mississippi river debate, Arnold Island Adventures, Project James, TBN debate, PBOT, TCUM, Wordpress banned me again, Tesla, rescued my Hawaii Drive, Legless Dog, Not Your Bill, Ian Oat Box, Facebook Mark with VR, Amouranth, forgot to mentioned the Daily Wire thing, the rise of AI Oatmeal Guinea Pig art

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