Discord Drama

2023-11-15 - Wednesday - 02:00 AM - Discord Log.

We went from 1 BC to 1 AD which was a bad decision that they made, therefore 1 BC should serve as a virtual year zero so that each decade can end at the end of year nine in each decade instead of at the end of year zero in each decade. Even if I showed you video of me with Nicholas Littlejohn running around in 2009 in Portland Oregon all that year, you would still say I was in Texas. 02:34 AM. Emu, are you mad as Hell I scammed you in 2022? I scammed the Hell out of Flopper and Emu in 2022. I scammed them so well, perhaps they don't even know they were scammed. 02:46 AM. Emu/Flopper won't realize how I scammed them in 2022 by feeding them lies about myself to get them to believe their own sick fantasies about me, same as most trolls, proves my point people don't read past headlines/surface level/lacking contextual logic/analytical congruence/etc. 03:04 AM. I only have 4 Oatmeal alts online right now. Ian/brandon/rambo/roy/flopper/emu/cali/ana are not alts. 03:39 AM. My trolls are so dumb they think I'm leaving my Discord Server forever when really I'm gonna scam them with my alts, I even told them Roy/Brandon/Ian/Ana/Cali/Rambo/Emu/Flopper/Socks12/etc aren't my sock puppet accounts, my Discord Demands is totally a cover for what's coming now.

11:57 AM
Civil war between my Discord Server Trolls and Heirs of the Oatmeal would be like the Great Sith War with Jedi in the Star Wars Old Republic but instead we have trolls scaring away new people making my server a failure which is why I shouldn't return outside of rare exceptions. Ladies and gentlemen, I left my Discord Server, I'm not hiding behind Brandon/Ian/Roy/Rambo/Flopper/Ana/Emu/Cali/Socks12/XBK/NVBQ or other alts which I don't have or deleted them, trolls have captured my server, only Heirs of the Oatmeal can get me back, Google me for more info. 12:43 PM. I've resigned from my Discord Server, I'm not the boy who cried wolf/sky's falling, I'm not hiding behind random Oatmeal Parody Accounts or other alts, trolls won, Heirs of Oatmeal died out with dinosaurs/guinea pigs, you're not gonna Google me/realize I left/believe me/debunk ya. 12:53 PM. Roy, I am gonna miss ya, it was too bad we never got married. I'm never gonna change my profile picture avatar or my name, I left my Discord Server. I'm not here. I'm gone. You'll never see me ever again. I have no alts. I'm not playing games with people. Trust me. I've never lied about anything. You're not going to believe anything I say. 01:57 PM. Scammed Flopper/Emu in 2022, you might say also Roy starting in 2019 but perhaps in different ways/not like I've been trolling trolls since at least 2010/not like I'm playing 4D-Chess/might say I'm making it up as I go/not like my blog exposes me/not like trolls gonna remember it. 02:11 PM. Discord Server Trolls won't believe this is my last message/think I'm always gonna ping everybody 99 times/day, not like I'm making alts like Roy/Emu/Brandon/Ian/Ana/Cali/Rambo/Flopper so I can talk to myself to create drama/self-sabotage/Kathy stole my bike/Heirs of the Oatmeal. 02:39 PM. Just kidding/this aint my last message/always gonna post in my Discord Server 44 times/day via alts like Ian/Roy/Emu/Brandon/Flopper/Rambo/Ana/Cali/Oatmeal Parody Accounts/I'm scamming ya as I don't have any sock puppets/not like trolls read this/my next message coming in 4 min. 04:55 PM. Not my last Discord Server message/not gonna continue talking to myself via alts/Brandon/Roy/Rambo/Ian/Ana/Flopper/Emu/Cali/not like trolls gonna continue circle jerking screenshots/new people don't care about my side of the story/that's why they always leave/gonna ping ya always. 05:06 PM. Not my last message/Discord Demands Scam/troll/fooled ya/not gonna post/hide behind Oatmeal Parody Accounts/alts/got no alts believe me/Plausible-Deniability/promise to be pinging everybody in my Discord Server every 5 minutes 24/7 cuz got no life/Heirs of Oatmeal canceled. GYJO. 06:02 PM. I'm not sending messages from Oatmeal Parody Accounts in my Discord Server/just get me 1K members before 2024 or else just kidding/I'm not hiding behind my alts/I'm not lying/this aint my last message/gonna ping everybody 24/7 every few minutes I promise/don't Google me/just wait.