Discord Drama

2023-11-14 - Tuesday - 12:21 PM - Discord Log.

Roy might never understand that I am not here. Is Roy broken? Imagine in 5 months from now. What will Roy do? Will Roy ever realize I left my Discord Server. It is possible Roy will die of old age before he gets what is happening. Roy thinks I can't boycott my own Discord Server, I'm trying to give the server an ultimatum like my aunt did to my uncle Woof. Roy asked if my aunt Karen fooled around with my dad. Nope. Why did Roy ask that question? No idea.

01:46 PM
Roy will probably not try to negotiate with me in trying to get me to return, he probably takes all of this as a big joke like as if I'm capable of an ultimatum in boycotting my own Discord Server where I never return if demands aren't met with few exceptions/Roy won't make deal. I'm willing to interact in higher chat levels like level 21 and others if people like Roy get things done, let's make a deal, make it happen, I've teased this for years, you know what I want, I wrote my Discord Demand article. Don't fail me like the lower chat levels did/might. 02:40 PM. I'm hard on Roy thinking he got potential, perhaps I was wrong, perhaps he just wants to post silly memes which nobody sees, it seems we're not on the same page, he's not interested in going to the next level, talking to him is like talking to the wall. Roy aint Heir of Oatmeal? I'm Yoda, Roy is Dooku cheating on me with Palpatine. 03:09 PM. Ian's level 30 while Roy's only 21, reasons why, I've been repeating myself for years, I question the value of my own articles, what keeps me going is the fantasy that what I'm doing today will be the foundation for tomorrow, my fetish is finding those building in sync with me. Is that my face on People's Magazine? Don't you dare make parody Oatmeal accounts in my Discord Server or else I'm going to have to make you an admin or even an owner, there are already around ten Oatmeal Parody accounts, get me one thousand more and I'll interact in voice w/ya. If Roy isn't CIA/NSA/FBI/trolling/scam or what not, then Roy is probably just bad at managing money as he is willing to send me books/soap/shirts but not hard drives/websites and things required in setting up foundation as this ship has no substance if it lacks backstory/etc/etc. You can't create trailers for movies that don't exist yet, if my lore was a house, then you might think a tornado twister rocked my socks off tighter than a Blake Webb hug with boards and mud and housing material all over the place as things were never completely consolidated. You can't really be my fan if you don't change your profile picture to my avatar so I can make you an owner in my Discord Server and change your name to Oatmeal Joey Arnold, I'm looking for the Heirs of the Oatmeal, I'm trying to boycott my own server in order to poke the bear. If you want me to interact in voice channels in my Discord Server, just get me a thousand Oatmeal Parody Accounts before 2024. I'll owe you one if you run around in other servers saying hi to everybody as to get them curious about this server to click the invite link in your bio. If you want me to interact in chat channels in my own Discord Server, just get me a thousand members before 2024 or there might be other ways to get me to return, many think I didn't leave, some think this is a joke, this might include Roy, I might be saying more but not here. 04:19 PM. Hello everybody. Please ask me questions only I would know the answers to. 06:06 PM. Hanging with my guinea pigs within this virtual world. 07:37 PM. Every time a person creates an Oatmeal Parody Account, it deflates the value of screenshots/soundbites/etc which are already out of context/character mixed in sabotage/game of 2 truths & lie/conflation/confusion/irony/sarcasm/oxymorons/epigrams/hyperbole/litotes/metaphors/paradoxes/puns/etc.