01:43 AM
Ironically, Mario has mushrooms. It's like they want you to play it while high. Eat the mushroom, get bigger. Eat a star and now you're on fire.

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01:47 AM
On the Simpcast today, they did a poll on who has the best boobs. You missed it.

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Dexter Morgan is having a heart attack.

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01:51 AM
is this your first tweet? no way, this is 2021 and yet you joined Twitter back in 2012.... lets go brandon...... is that a panda on your shirt?

11:11 AM - Discord
To get Lincoln Hawk, one would have to first understand what kind of animal he is. Since I knew him pretty well, I could probably give you a few tips. Lincoln Hawk grew up with pastors as his parents. He became a musician and a youth pastor probably in the early 2000s. I met Lincoln in 2007. I hung out with him many times in person off and on until 2009. I first met Lincoln at a camp in California in 2007. He also knew my younger sister. My older sister didn't like him. Lincoln would tell me he was like a dream master, that he mastered the ability to do lucid dreaming. Maybe he was just saying crazy things to me in 2007. Lincoln would call me on the phone and have me prank call his friends or his youth. He would tell me what to say similar to EZ telling Sniff what to say in prank calls. Lincoln said his wife wanted me to be married. So, they me call a youth of theirs, Jeannette Whitaker. I think that was her last name. I would talk to her on the phone while in Hawaii for like an hour each week for months. But then I might have said to her she was ugly or something. But then I said to her she looked like Natalie Portman. She didn't want to talk to me ever again and then got a BF. Lincoln would encourage me to move to Long Beach, California. I eventually hopped on a Greyhound bus in 2009 to hang out with Lincoln for a week. But he said it had to be a 2-way ticket. I wanted to move there mostly because he said he wanted me to move there. But then there were reports about how much of a failure I was in Hawaii which may have been why he couldn't take me in. But Lincoln's wife also left him at least by the time I arrived in 2009. So, he was having a rough time. Lincoln is expressive. He likes saying and doing crazy things in order to express ideas and encourage people and stuff. His relationship with The Salvation Army declined for a while it seems around that time. Since then, it may have improved. Some might blame me for that falling out. But then I started hanging out with Blake Webb a few months after visiting Lincoln in California. I felt very split as I had friends in Oregon and California. I didn't want to live in both states. So, I felt like I had to pick which state to live in. I ended up staying in Oregon until I ran off to Vietnam over 3 years after visiting Lincoln. I think one time Lincoln wanted me to run around in like an ape mask or something by a restaurant we were at in California. I think a fast food joint. I think I ended up not doing it. I remember not wanting to do it. Maybe one of his students or youth did it instead. Lincoln may not be happy with my life choices and where I am now. Well, it is hard to say because he did not respond back to my messages on Facebook. It's hard to say what he thinks and everything. I linked to Tipton in my blog. It is like under 2009 or something. Lincoln got married some years ago. He probably has kids now.

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@eddyblaze#7258,
From 2008-2010, I lived in an apartment building that was designed to help crazy people, the homeless, drug addicts, etc. Like a half-way house. When I moved in, the rent was cheap at $350 for a studio room in the heart of downtown Portland, Oregon. I lived a block from many things like the library, Whole Foods Market, etc. Dennis Tipton was probably at a low point in his life when I knew him as seen in that video. He was probably recovering from a drug addiction. A few years ago when looking at his Facebook(s), it looked like he graduated from an addiction recovery program thing. I sent him a message but he never replied. So, it may be very hard to get to him.

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08:57 PM
Yeah, Lincoln Hawk is a prankster. He was trying to keep me working with The Salvation Army. He's the one that got me that job I had in Hawaii. But then with the alleged things that happened with me in Hawaii, some people blamed him for vouching for me. EZ @eddyblaze#7258,
One guy I knew in Portland, 2008-2010, was Nicholas Littlejohn from Austin, Texas. Crazy that Alex Jones is from Austin too. But Nick was very liberal in his thinking. He has since moved to like San Francisco I think. Well, somewhere in California at least. I think Nick would love to talk about me and stuff because Nick loves to talk people's ears off. I did learn stuff from him. We had many adventures. He is probably still my friend on Facebook, just search the name under my friends on Facebook. We need the Nick interview for the Joey Documentary.

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Nick would probably be the easiest out those 3 people. Lincoln would be hard to get. Dennis would probably be the hardest to corner. Dennis would probably be the one to say the least amount of stuff about me if anything at all. Lincoln probably knows me better than Nick. But Nick is the least busy of the three I assume. Nick likes to talk about stuff like that I assume.

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@eddyblaze#7258,
Here is my one advice in regards to making documentaries. There are many ways to do it. On top of that many combinations of things you can always try to do. One way is to start from the very beginning of my life. Try to interview people who knew me during my first ten years of my life in Oregon into the end of 1995. I started making home videos early in 1996.

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However,
My actual advice would be that it might be a better approach to work your way backwards towards the beginning of my life from where you are in regards to who you interview and the research. Like think of it like bread crumbs that slowly leads you backwards to prequels and backstories of Joey. Like think of it like a criminal investigation. You interview one person who gives you a lead to another person who predates that person and so on and so forth.

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Think of it like like archeology. You gradually work your way backwards. But from a scientific perspective, start with what you know about the subject you are investigating and work backwards from that hypothesis. Try to peel many layers of the Joey onion. Try to retrace the steps Joey took in his life. I believe in strategy and luck. Perhaps you will get lucky someday with a few interviews from some people. Once one person actually does a video interview for the Joey Documentary, that would create a snowball effect where more and more people would perhaps eventually hop on over to join the interviewing party. It would be like a hashtag challenge. The hard part is getting that first person to jump on over that edge. Gotta go, be back around 11 PM PT.

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