The story of my life is like the story of a little boy named Billy Breaker stuck inside an Arnold Attic. The origin of my life can be traced back to my birth in 1985 in Oregon. I grew up in a ghetto. I was homeschooled. I lived in Hawaii. I taught English in Vietnam.

12:51 AM
Facebook Private Conversation Chat
i dont even know if Jorge is joking or not
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i probably should use him as an example in my article
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i literally write articles all day
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and Jorge says, "Are you sure that the one thing that you do do you did?"
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like, of course
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like, that is what i do
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i write all day every day
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oh, but there is no way you can write 20 paragraphs in 5 minutes
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what, only 20 paragraphs?
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yeah
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that is way too many paragraphs
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you cant read 20 paragraphs?
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no way, i never ever read 20 paragraphs in my entire life
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wait, how long would it take to read 20 paragraphs?
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oh, i have no idea because 20 paragraphs is way too long
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i want to stay alive
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but i cant stay alive if i am reading 20 paragraphs
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so i will skip the part that would tell me what i need to know
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so you admit to skipping?
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yeah
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why would you do that?
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cuz i am a smooth criminal
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you are?
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yeah
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i am the biggest smooth criminal in the world
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wow you surprise me
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yeah i surprise myself every day
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what?
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yeah
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i swear
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you cant touch this says mc hammer?
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Jorge: wait are you sure you are not copying and pasting this?
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Joey: who would i copy and paste this from?
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Jorge Chicago: are you sure you didnt steal all of this from a book?
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Oatmeal Joey: what book would have your name in it?
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Jorge Chicago: what, who said my name was in what you wrote?
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Joey Vietnam: What, you don't see your name in what I write?
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Jorge Vietnam Man: What, my name, I do not see my name. I cannot read 20 paragraphs. Hell, I don't even know what a paragraph is.
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Romulus from Star Trek Romulan: all I know is that they keep the toilet paper on and rolling baby. ahahahhahahaaa
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Joey Oatmeal: are you sure you don't ever accidentally read more than 20 paragraphs in one day?
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Jorge: oh no, I could never do that. I have never done that. Reminds me of green eggs and ham.
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Joey Arnold: but you do know I am a professional writer right?
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Jorge: Sure, whatever you say but are you sure you wrote all of that?
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Joey Arnold: what kind of question is that?
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Jorge: well, I am too lazy to see if this conversation was inserted into your daily blog
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Joey Arnold: so you admit your too lazy to double check?
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Jorge: no, i never said i was lazy, i am just human
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Joey Arnold: are you sure you are human?
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Jorge Chicago Man: are you sure you didn't just copy and paste all of this text I am reading right now?
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Joey Arnold: how many paragraphs would you say this is?
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Jorge: not more than 20 paragraphs
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Joey Arnold: how much money do you want to bet on that?
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Jorge: oh, i am not sure, betting requires counting and counting requires paragraphs
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Joey Arnold: exactly
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Jorge: wait a minute, i would never say that, hey Joey, stop putting words in my mouth
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Joey Oatmeal Arnold: well, it is not like you would ever notice
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Jorge Potato Man: wait, what do you mean?
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Joey Arnold Vietnam: well, it is not like you would ever read any of this
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Jorge The Man: wait, huh, why do you say that?
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Super Mario Joey Arnold WOLBI: well, because this is way more than 20 paragraphs

02:58 PM
Conversation on Discord, private message, continued from yesterday:
parler.com was censored on amazon
Godaddy is one way to get a domain, but it is in the old model of the Internet 2.0 and my goal is in promoting a more decentralized Internet 3.0 which would mean a way around a centralized force like Go-Daddy for example. But I've not published a website outside of Godaddy for example. So that would be a goal I would have. Because I want the Internet to have free speech and Godaddy and Google and Facebook and Amazon and Apple and Microsoft and others are against free speech and against many different things. So, I am looking for ways to make the Internet as decentralized and as free as possible from the monopolies, the Tech Cartels, the tyrants, etc.
In politics, people call other people racist, sexist, etc. In the technology world, people run around calling other people scammers, etc.
Like my website was called MeaOmnia.com and that is Latin, Mea Omnia means my everything. In a way, that project died. But in other ways, I may try again someday.
Are you talking about SBD for your new project or would it be a new cryptocurrency similar to SBD? And would you consider creating a token off of Hive via making a tribe or app that is connected to Hive Blog but separate like the Leo Finance app?

03:33 AM
Facebook Chat Group named Oatmeal Room:
And that is based on emergency use authorization and yet they also said the FDA was approving it, and those 2 things are contrasts. It is like Facebook being a publisher and a platform at the same time. They hope nobody notices.
Peanut Butter is also horse medicine as seen with Mister Ed The Talking Horse, he would eat peanut-butter, it was his drug of choice.
If humans are animals, then animal drugs are people drugs. Unless if you are racist towards a certain race of animals called the HUMAN FREAKING RACE OF ANIMALS. Don't forget Planet of Apes. They had cavemen as pets and fed them Ape Food.
If humans are not animals, then it is not people taking Horse-Medicine but horses taking Human-Medicine.
So, they can't have it both ways.
Like Facebook being a platform and publisher, they want humans to be horses and also for humans to be not horses at the same time.
Like, hey there animal, don't take animal drugs you freaking animal.
Home Alone 2, you filthy animal.
Born to be wild, great song.
if a person has an autoimmune disease or disorder, will NAC be able to reset it?
i have not taken the time to research the art of resetting the immune system yet
N-acetyl cysteine (NAC)
For example, if you have peanut allergies, you would need to reset your immune system to get rid of the peanut allergy.
The jab is making humans allergic to themselves.
That goes way beyond a simple peanut allergy.
It is worse than being allergic to water. Not saying anybody could be allergic to water. But I think it was a joke I heard once in like a movie or something.
If you can flush out the jab before it reprograms your immune system to eat you up, that helps.
I might have been lactose intolerant. And it depends. Not everything is in the head. Not every person has the same body.

Perspective By Flooding

2021-08-31 - Tuesday - 10:36 AM - Dream Log - Gab

I had a dream this morning where I was family. It was mostly my younger sister who must have invited a few people to come with us and one in particular was an Asian female who I might have known in the past in previous dreams or in real life or I am not sure. I might have said hello to her for a second or something. We went to a river which had bridges which I may have only seen in previous dreams going back years. There were possibly only less than ten of us in total, just us being family and friends and that is all I think. It must have been my dad who drove just me over or through water and into a mall up stairs and escalators. It must have been thanks to the flooding disaster that we were able to get the vehicle into the mall. The first part might have been parking but we somehow kept on going. We went up and down different floors. It turns out he was pushing me on a stool meaning the car or vehicle turned into a stool or we were later on a stool. Well, I think 2 stools, I sat down on one and a smaller stool for my feet. I think maybe my dad or who knows. He was pushing me. Somehow the stool allowed me to look down and see down onto higher floors at the mall. So, I was able to get an overview of the different parts of the mall. He pushed me around up and down stairs as we visited each section. I almost fell off a few times. I would stand or sit on top and was able to see the view of each section as we came to it. Part of it felt like dreams I have had at my high school. So, was doing that until I woke up.

Also, Roger Stone is a plant of Larry King. That was added at the end of that dream I think. But I actually like Roger. So, dreaming that goes against what I believe.

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