I’m a Binge Juicer!!
Splatts is back on the Juice Wagon
I tried sobering up for a bit but the addiction to homemade juice is stronger that I would have ever expected.
Speaking of addiction how long has it been since I had any form of nicotine??
Months that is all I know
After so many months I just lose track and put it all behind me.
This Juice addiction is nothing to mess with.
Trust me,
Just give in
It’s worth it
Recently I was working at one of the biggest Apple Orchards in Washington and swung in and swooped up a 40 pound box of Fuji Apples for $15.
I couldn’t afford
NOT
To buy them
A quick in and out of their office and I was...
Apple Rich
40 pounds Foo
How many Apples you got Hommie??
That’s what I thought son!!
I am an Apple Gangsta From Way Back
Born and Raised
Eating them Finest
Washington Apples Foo
What’s up now!!
Sorry about that my inner Apple Gangsta came out. I won’t let it happen again
Who am I kiddin’
LET’S JUICE
To be a true Gangsta of this Apple Game
You gotta be packin’
The Steel...
Stainless Steel Apple slicer Hommie
Ya, that’s what’s up!!!
Check it out
AAAAHHHH YYYEEEAAAAHHH SON!!!
Slicen’ em up nicely
If your goin to do this right and not just super speed blend these glorious Apples in mush.
A legit Juicer is required
Take the “D” bus downtown to third street.
Hang a left on Martin Luther King Drive.
Next to the Old mechanic shop there is a rusty metal door
Knock 28 times and ask for Ronnie
Talk to him and tell him Splatts sent you.
He will get you the goods.
Ok enough business talk let’s get down to the task at hand.
Fire up that juicer
and start feeding in the slices
Peel and all
I know it’s a little gruesome
But that’s what an Apple Gangsta has gots to do to maintain optimal health around this joint.
Keep peeps lookin’ over their shoulder is you know what I mean.
Shoot Son...
11 cores but I juiced 12 apples
Don’t you worry how I got the juice from that one Apple
Some things just aren’t spoken about
Apple Gansta For Life Shorty
That’s what’s up!!
Juice in one bowl
Pulp in the other
2 quarts of juice from 12 Apples
C’MON
That’s how we roll
Just keepin’ it Real
You ain’t no true Apple Gangsta if you don’t know how to get rid of the evidence.
Runner Ducks Hommie
Shoooooot
A half dozen will do
In a matter of minutes that evidence no longer exists
Gone without a trace
Now Go inside and enjoy that juice
Just be careful you don’t drink to much when you first getting into the game
You might have some adverse effects
Until next time
Steem on
And
Keep it
Gangsta...
Apple Gangsta
