Spoon - Fork
Knife - Spork
Hands - Feet
What do you use to eat?
Dang, It’s 6:30 A.M. and I am Thumbin’ out some Food Fight Friday poetry for you all. I’m goin’ to go ahead and give myself a High Five for that one. This week, instead of slapping you in the face with a monster 1 and 1/4 inch thick T-Bone Steak...
Happy Food Fight Friday all you fellow Food Flingers. I hope everyone has scrambled their way over and placed their vote for their People’s Champ of Round 27....
27!!
HOLD UP!!! Food Fight Friday has been dishing out tasty Steem treats to Food Lovin’ Folks for 27 weeks!!
Great work everyone, and I do mean everyone. Not just those behind the counter of
@foodfightfriday, (
@dandays, 
@weirdheadaches) I’m talking all of those that join in week after week, and vote for their People’s Champ week after week. Also those of you who have delegated Steem Power and Served up some Steem or SBD to this crazy thing we call Food Fight Friday, you know, the Coolest Kitchen on the Blockchain.
Thank You
Ok now that I am finished buttering up the competition, I’m going to Fry your noodles with this on-the-go weapon that will take down any Contender thrown in it’s path. This isn’t just you typical tool for carving, scooping, harpooning, or Flinging food down your throat. No Siree!!
Made of Military Grade materials, this Food devouring weapon is capable of withstanding the chomping force of a Salt Water Crocodile.
Combined with it’s sure strength and tactical precision, that Salt Water Crocodile doesn’t stands a chance once its serrated blade is unleashed
For All Your Food Fighting Needs, I Present To You....
The Tactical Spork
Made in Olean, NY, this Made in the USA Tactical Spork is holding up to the craftsmanship and quality that the “Made in the USA” brand represents. The Spork game just got Serious!!! Now you don’t just have the luxury of a spoon and a fork in one, KA-BAR raise the bar and squashed the competition by intergrating a serrated knife into the handle.
No I’m not a salesman for these bad boys, but this Spork is probably one of the coolest things I have ever used. For people like me that often eat on the go or even people that like to do a little camping, these are the solution to the broken plastic fork epidemic that has been sweeping across the nations for years. A plastic fork breaks, then you are left to eat with a handleless fork. A nubby little plastic fork, kind of like the finger in the above Gif. What about losing a prong off of a plastic fork into your lunch??? This is never a good way to enter the second half of your day, wondering if you ate it or it shot off the plate. I am willing to bet that I have eatin’ a few of these in my day...maybe that is what is wrong with me???? Don’t even make me tear into the plastic butter knives. You know the ones that can’t even cut a piece of toast. Did you see the damage that serrated knive did to the Croc and the finger. Good Night Game over!!
I’ve been using this thing for a few weeks and if you can’t tell, this is one of my favorite Food Fighting Tools. Soup, salad, left over T-bone Steak, you name it this Tactical Spork can handle it. Plus the price is right at around $9 usd you can’t afford not to go and buy a few.
Food Fight Friday isn’t always about the Food...
Until Next Time...
Steem On
and
Thanks For Stoppin’ by
and
Checking out the Coolest Kitchen
On the
Blockchain