Things my slightly evil 3 year-old has said and done

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I love my 3 year old daughter a LOT...
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but some times are harder than others...

girl - Mummy, I love you 😍
mum (whispers) - You should tell dad, that will make him happy
girl - Daddy, I love Mummy
😢

Looking into her grandfathers mouth and seeing his gold tooth she said “That will be my treasure one day.” 😏

After knocking over dads water after being told not to touch it..
Dad - I know it was an accident, but you are in the corner as punishment because you were told not to touch it.
girl - no, not an accident
dad - what? you mean it was an accident, you didn't do it on purpose, right?
girl - no, on purpose
dad - are you sure you understand? you meant to knock it over?
girl - yes
dad - why?
girl - because I'm iron man! hand.jpg
Dad - stay in the corner then

Dad (to girl) - I try to be nice to you, and you are just mean to me, your brother is nice and tells me he loves me.
girl - I do love you daddy 😇
brother (5) - ha! First time!! 🤣

While going through grandma's handbag...
finds glasses - "Nana’s glasses"
finds phone - "Nana’s phone"
finds money - "My money" 🤑

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