Ps: I would like to state that what you are are about to read may contain adult content, if you do not like to read things like this, you may stop here and close this page, but if you have no issues with reading content like this, you're welcome to read on!

That being said, let's get right to it and be done with it.

I must confess that I had a second thought about hopping into this challenge but then I thought, "is it a crime to naughty at times?" No!

So, "ahem" hem

Well, well, well.

I came across the
post ma'am @jasglaybam which led me to the @Jelena post where I read about the random naughty questions and your answers too.

They are my friends on read.cash and this challenge seems to be trending there so this is me joining in.

I would get right to it now,

The inspiration for these naughty random questions came from here, you can check it out.

https://www.scarymommy.com/dirty-would-you-rather-questions/

**Would you rather be in a loveless marriage or a sexless marriage? **

Answer: A loveless marriage?? A sexless marriage?? I can't be in any of it because it's just going to be like we are strangers. Is it even possible to stay with someone you don't love? It's not. People who are madly in love with each other do have misunderstandings and sometimes it's usually hard for them to resolve the misunderstandings talk more of someone you don't love. Speaking of sexless, how are we going to make babies? In as much as it can be tiring at times and some days, you just do feel like engaging in that activity, it's can't be ruled out in a marriage. Sex is one of the spices that marriage needs.

So I'd rather be in none of those marriages.

Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?

Answer: We all know what it means to be a friend with benefit to someone and what it means to be committed to a relationship. I understand that every person has their preference. For me, I'd stick to being committed to a relationship. Friends with benefits is a NO for me.

Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger or your platonic best friend?

Answer: None, please. I have never engaged myself in this before and there's no way I would engage in it in the future.

Would you rather be surprised in bed or always know what’s coming?

Answer: for a while now, I haven't received any surprises, however, I would rather love to be surprised in bed, I don't want to know what's coming, hubby.

Would you rather wear comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed?

Answer: Truthfully, it depends on the mood. Most times, I always go to bed with clothes I'm comfortable in. I'd rather wear comfy clothes. The joy derived from sleeping in comfy clothes and a comfortable environment can be compared to none.

**Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied? **

Answer: please I want to be financially satisfied throughout the days of my life, I can't do without being satisfied financially but I can do with the satisfaction derived from sex. I'd rather be financially satisfied, does being sexually satisfied helps anyone more that being financially satisfied? So you see, I stick to financial satisfaction.

Would you rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed or have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed?

Answer: what!! Please none should happen, it would be so awkward. At that point in time, we would start suspecting each other and it would lead to further issues. I'd rather not experience this at all.

Would you rather be on top or bottom?

Answer:When I feel filled with energy, I'd rather be on top otherwise, at the bottom.

Would you rather kiss me in public or kiss me in private?

Answer: I can be very shy at times so it's in private for me.

Would you rather have sex every day of the week no matter what or just once a month?

Answer: Sincerely, I'd rather have it once a month but hubby wouldn't agree to it, it's definitely going to cause problems in the house so....

Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

Answer: Power is power. I'd rather have unlimited power.

That's all I will be answering, it wasn't so bad after all, was it?

7-02-2022✅