Until recently, His majesty loved His penthouse bed.
But since He is so Damned Adorable there, I can't resist speaking to Him or trying to caress Him, so
Now He has taken to sleeping in the front Bathroom Sink.
I've only just now discovered the real reason.
He is auditioning to join a boy band
Last night, before I blocked the pet door for the night, I checked and He was in that bathroom sink.
At 4 AM, when I would normally open that pet door
He was outside desperately clawing and making noises! How long had He been outside? I know not.
But since it was 33°F out there, He was certainly glad I heard Him.
This morning, at Sunrise I went out to take my Garbage can to the street
I replied:
"Odd that you mention that.
Last night, early on, His Highness had come to bed, and was preparing to curl up.
I was bored, having finished the show I was watching, and on Network TV, there was the "almost live action" movie Lion King (not the animated version), where Simba (adult) comes back and vanquishes Scar.
Almost at once I noticed that His Majesty WAS WATCHING the movie from the foot of my bed!
I've never noticed Him watching TV like that
So another day
We had some excitement with the Neighbors dog.
His Majesty really is a "fraidy cat" unless I'm outside with Him, then He becomes "King of all He surveys"
He will NOT let me reach down to stroke or pet him when I am standing next to Him, nor will He let me pick Him up for this.
He will bite me in either case, which Pisses me off greatly.
This morning I had a partially full glass of water, and I doused him with it (THAT will show you)
He promptly went under my bed for a while, then when He came out, He was chasing His tail for some reason
So there you have my world on this 10th day of 2023
of the feline kind
by
Jerry E Smith
©1/10/2023
All images and video taken with my cellphone
Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra
