She: You know you want this. Don't fib.
He: For $20 plus shipping!? You're high as fuck. Frankly , I'd rather be impaled on a tire iron... [Short Pause] unless you're buying it.
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She: You know you want this. Don't fib.
He: For $20 plus shipping!? You're high as fuck. Frankly , I'd rather be impaled on a tire iron... [Short Pause] unless you're buying it.