An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer $2,000 each to the injured and $3,000,000 each to the family members of the dead for their funeral arrangements and consolation.
All of a sudden, one of the injured got up and moved to lay with the dead people.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Nigga, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
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