Husband: we've been married 3 months and I'm so excited that we're one kind of person!
wife: Oh, darling ! I’m 1000 times happier than you are! by the way, I've had several operations, so I'm afraid you will hate me because I can't have babies .
Husband: Don't be silly, honey! I love you more than anything in the world! besides, we can adopt someone, do these operations got some side-effects?
wife : No! not at all! just can't get used to sit down when i pee.
source of photo: baidu
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丈夫：结婚三个月啦，还是很兴奋，我们可真合得来！
妻子：奥，亲爱的，我比你快活1000倍！不过，我做过几次手术，恐怕不能有孩子啦。你可不要恨我呀!
丈夫：哎呀，傻姑娘！这个世界上我最爱你，再说，我们可以领养孩子吗。那手术对你现在还有没有影响？
妻子：没！ 一点儿也没！ 就是蹲着尿实在习惯不了！