When my hubby says I'm getting on in age and can't do what I used to do. link What did you say to me? I nominate @hugo4u and @imbagaming to participate in this round of #comedyopenmic.

As the weather gets cooler, I realize I'm putting on a bit of weight. My friends encourage me to go the gym with them but I hate crowded places. They tried to get me into these fitness classes, but I can't

I'm not really scared of insects like some people are. Although, I hate snakes and centipedes and some reptiles do make me jump if they crawl on me, just something about their slightly sticky and in some

My 8-year old was doing some fun activities at the end of the term and one of them was coming up with a poem. I thought I'd share it with you all and wish you a Happy Easter. Easter has come for this year

When you forget to wear a bra It's like 2 sumo wrestlers having a go at it link I nominate @julieo and @jasonshick to participate in this round.

I've found a cheaper version of the gym, actually it's free And I can use it for as many hours as the mall is open link

So a father and daughter decided to do something different and fun for the walk down the aisle. Everything was going so well til the father began improvising. I think this dad may have some hidden anger

If he can do it, I can do it But he made it look so easy link

I've heard the phrase "Don't make me come in there" from parents, but who has the energy to climb into tiny places and drag out a kicking, screaming toddler. I certainly don't. So my strategy,

I totally relate to the struggles of this young one. That's me everyday, trying to see things in the kitchen cupboards, top shelves at the supermarket. Our only difference is he'll grow taller and be able

Kids these days, they expect payment for everything they do. This is my kid when I ask them to do some house chores They're not too happy when I tell them that their sense of accomplishment will be reward

I get tired of cooking sometimes so I like to be on the lookout for places that my family and I can go out to eat once in a while. As interesting as this sounds, I don't think it would be a kid friendly

When my husband tells me if I win, he'll take over the housework for a week Heck, anything for a little break from routine link I nominate @andyx and @ammadkhalid to participate in this round.

When I'm about to eat something and someone let's out a stinky one I lost my appetite, there you can have that, too link

After a couple of months going to the gym, I'm beginning to wonder why all my hard work is not paying off All this lifting is hard and makes me hungry FOR COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 3 Entry1 I also nominate

When a friend calls that they're coming over for a visit And I haven't cleaned the house in a while FOR COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 2 link