Once upon a time I dated...um...ya! - ROCKYOURWORLD #23

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Yes, well, we have all been there haven’t we ladies… with that ONE guy that we thought was going to be a knight in shining armour, but ended up being a loser dressed in tin foil... hehehe

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I am definitely an advocate for “live and let live” – or – “accept others so you too will be accepted” but seriously, I have managed to pick up some PRIME strays in my lifetime!

You have to take your hat off to the “man” who – for your first Xmas together – buys you:

• A Justin Bieber Poster - Ooooh I can’t wait to stick it on my wall! - I am in my thirties…. Um?! – and even if I wasn’t… I am not and never was a fan. lol - Oh, and the pictures on my walls have frames now :)

Image credit: https://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/justin-beiber-uses-n-word-and-joining-kkk-at-age-1-31365187/

• An Adam Lambert CD – No, he is NOT Elvis Presley you fool! (Yes, I am an Elvis fan… which you might have noticed from this post - https://steemit.com/life/@jaynie/elvis-is-king-and-old-school-rules

Image Credit: https://www.amazon.com/Your-Entertainment-Adam-Lambert/dp/B002QEXN3O

• A USB Hub - #Whoop?! (Ok maybe I was just a little bit excited about this one)

Image Credit: https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/targus-4-port-usb-3-0-hub-tach124us

True Story! - Well I suppose he got 1 out of 3 in terms of practicality… USB Hub FTW!!!

As if his Xmas present choices were not enough to set the ship a sail…, it would appear that his mother never introduced him to the concept of nail clippers either – top OR bottom! Yeeeeeugh! – Ok buddy, Wolverine is sexy! – Overgrown, un-kept, dirty nails are not! – Just Saying!

see...guys... THIS is sexy....

Image Credit: https://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2014/01/24/superhero-makeovers-wolverine/

This... not so much! haha!

http://www.motherhooddefined.com/let-profoot-help-with-the-dreaded-man-feet/

If I had to be honest, I would have to say that the most “masculine” or “guy like” aspects of this individual were probably a contest between the permanently imprinted grey ring around his bath, the 5 days’ worth of dirty dishes accumulating in his sink (waiting for the maid on the Saturday), or all the food breeding in his fridge.

Image Credit: https://fee.org/articles/your-pile-of-dishes-proves-you-will-fail-at-entreprenuership/

“This one is a keeper ladies… take your pick from the above highlights now, before you lose out!!!” – errr….

I grew up with MEN – yes, you know – REAL MEN – the kind who treat women like women, the kind who are gentlemen, the kind who provide irrespective of a woman’s independence and the kind who, no matter what, SUCK IT UP and take it – whatever “it” is! – because they are TRUE GENTLEMEN

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