How great to see you back in The Ink Well, @wrestlingdesires. We've missed you!

Okay, I read this story a couple of times, and I have to admit I am stumped. I cannot figure out what is happening here. So... Masterson is some kind of bird, in reality? What caused the rotting bugs to be in his bathroom? And what is he doing with the bowl?

I'm looking forward to the explanation!