Thank you, @lizelle! Oh, trust me, I was laughing the whole time I wrote this because it really is hilarious in hindsight!

Thanks so much as well for the info! I intended to add this to the post but felt it was getting too long. I've decided to make all further donations to women's shelters. It's really not about the money for me. I just don't really like the Goodwill organization, which is a capitalist regime that makes millions off the backs of their workers and receives an enormous amount of inventory for free. I mean... smart business model, but I just don't want to be a part of it. I am excited to do something positive with my donations!