Oh this is absolutely delightful, @diebitch! What adorable, devilish little entrepreneurs.

It was like a warzone in the aftermath of a radioactive Godzilla fighting with a crew of neurotic aliens.

Ha ha ha. I can attest to this being an accurate description of life with twins. Mine just turned 21, but when they were little, I had many days when I wasn't sure I could survive another like the one that just went down!