I did have one friend who was a bit like a fairy who seemed to pull lyrics out of the sky...

I think you're onto a winning song with your rhymes there:
"The doctor said 'don't worry love'
As she pushed me onto the bed with a shove...
And as I prayed to the God's above...
She proceeded to put on her medical glove..."

And then the chorus can be something about a prostate check? Hahaha 😀