#1
The legal age to do anything to be raised to fifty.
#2
All conspiracy theories to be fully vetted by anonymous federated news sources.
#3
Being offended slated to become a crime with corporeal punishment as a consequence.
#4
All good ideas to be deemed bad and all bad ideas to be deemed good.
#5
A universal basic outcome because a universal basic income is bad for those who horde wealth.
#6
Free bullets for everyone so that the populace will not starve during an apocalyptic event.
#7
All political offices to be filled by pre-schoolers so that we can have the same level of productivity at a lower cost to taxpayers.
#8
Usernames and passwords to be shared openly so that hackers do not have to work unfairly hard.
#9
Technology companies must have a minimum of one house of worship per town or be deemed unorthodox and be arbitrarily censored.
#10
Cannabis to be legalized not because it cures cancer but because it is prosperous to mega-corporations.
#11
In utero gene editing to significantly reduce intelligence because cultural conditioning and social programming has become too expensive.
#12
One party system to be required to quit masquerading as a two party system because the facade has grown overly thin.
#13
All crumbling infrastructure to be allowed to finish crumbling before repairs are considered.
#14
Daily injections of fluoride and chlorine mandated because it is not currently effective enough being diluted in municipal water supplies.
#15
Nuclear winter to be considered as viable means to counter global warming.
#16
Dumping money into a Space Farce deemed necessary to counter potentially hostile empty space surrounding the planet on all sides.
#17
All weather predictions to be put on hold until weather anomalies stop routinely occurring.
#18
Free high speed internet to be rolled out for all citizens to help streamline domestic surveillance.
#19
Since no one can agree with anyone else all conflicting opinions are to be banned until further notice.
#20
Theft of the magnetic north pole by Siberia to be thoroughly investigated at the expense of taxpayers.
That Is All For Now!
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