These heavily guarded secrets have gotten those before me killed for speaking out.
Fred from apt 201 to TWGC: I'm sorry to bother you but do you have any rolling papers?
TWGC to Fred: Before I found my calling I was just like you. Another sheep roaming the world bound to follow other sheep with no purpose.
Fred: Are you being serious right now?
TWGC: I want to help you. I believe it was destiny that placed us here at this place and time. It was meant for me to help you, to guide you.
Fred: What the hell are you talking about? Do you have any papers or not?
TWGC: One day you’ll look back on it all and want to thank me. Instead, I want you to take that forward momentum of greatness and just gift it unto others.
Fred: Yeah umm… Thanks for the enlightenment jackass but I don’t even smoke. Your daughter’s at my place and said you keep zig-zags on the dresser.
TWGC: Oh
The above could have been avoided with a simple yes or no. Have you ever been victimized by a conversation you didn’t ask for but someone felt the need to thrust it upon you? How about the classic unwarranted opinion?
Warning signs that a person may bait you into a conversation as above:
Too much time on hands (Known as mom's overly opinionated basement dweller)
Overly eager before the question is asked (Avoid these types at all costs as time no longer has meaning)
The superhero (Is both the savior and the common foe)
Be safe out there.
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