Hi, I'm Jack Shorebird. I registered my account here sometime ago, but never actually used it. I mean I read and browsed, but didn't post. Didn't feel inclined. Still don't.
So here I am now, posting. Well, this is actually my second post. I just uploaded a piece I did about Bytecoin. Not Bitcoin, so don't get all confused. Now I figured I should have probably introduced myself before I did that. Whoops.
In any event, hello Steem People. Hope you're having a good day and I hope I don't piss you off too much in the near future. I mean I just read about some guy here from the Philippines who posted that he is a "Born Again Christian." Great. Hope it works out for him, but I go the other way if you catch my drift. Jesus. Anyway... Where was I?
So why am I here? Because I am tired of Hubpages. It's too much of a pain to use. Not easy to navigate. Difficult to post. Even my Wordpress account (www.thecryptopapers.com) is a bit "not" fun to navigate. And Google? Please.
But Steem seems rather easy. And easy is good, since I have enough to do besides wondering what thingy to click on or "power down." Jesus, who thinks of this crap anyway? (Sorry that just slipped out.)
And I can see what my post looks like as I type. Who'd of thought? Wow! Such arrogance to think I need to see how my post will look, before I submit my story. But seriously, great idea.
And look at this. Even my cat can use it, but he might not understand the blockchain part. So anyway...I won't bother with the "Markdown Styling Guide."
As you might soon see -- depends if I feel up to it -- I'll post different stuff. I try not to bore the crap out of you...or me. And that is my goal here. Not to make you drowsy. Sounds great right? Or if you want, just sleep. You probably need it anyway. You probably work to much and don't drink enough. Sounds like a problem.
Are you nodding off about now? Fine. I won't let you know about me and my freakish plans for Steem. You'll just need to read my next ... what are these called? SteemPosts? Well, what ever turns them on. And what ever turns me on, right? You? You can take it or leave it.
Just a word of warning. I like to say provocative stuff. So if you're easily offended, please go read some "born again" posts.
I still can't believe some people.
Hey, wait...am I going to get censored by that darned (notice I did not say "damned or dammit") robot reader again?
Sincerely,
Jack Shorebird
