I Was Going To Ask

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Can do impressions of, you know, our voices and such? No, it doesn't do, like, it can do cadence and style, but it can't do, like, the actual tone.

Yeah, I was going to ask her to do it, to do it in the Rab God speed Eminem style type of cadence. Do that again, but... , I want you to roast Hakeem Jeffries in maximum, unhinged, fuck-you-up mode, using profanity, in the style of Donald Trump.

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Yo, Hakeem Jeffries, you absolute disaster. You're a total freaking loser. A sad, pathetic excuse for a speaker.

Your speeches are crap. Just garbage. Like the worst kind of fake news.

Droning on and on like a broken record, stuck in a woke hellhole. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody.

You think you're tough, but you're weak. Weaker than a wet paper towel, pandering to every damn snowflake with that smug, stupid grin. I'd fire your ass so fast, you'd be begging for mercy.

Believe me, you're a freaking embarrassment, Jeffries. A clown in a suit, and America's laughing at your sorry face, you dumb bastard. That's all, folks.

Straight off a true social, right there. That was pretty quality. I can't wait until we can have a Macho Man, Randy Savage .

It is impressive. I mean, like, it is. I don't use Google anymore.

I just use . But it's still, like, not quite there yet. It's just, it's almost there.

But I do use it for... They're getting a whole lot of data out of me. Would she roast a conservative worse than she roasted a liberal? Or something like that. And then, like, a couple of our friends, our very prominent, large account, well-known friends, came up on stage when I was roasting people, and it went fucking savage on them.

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