Often focusing on sports and- What a woke answer. How is he going to come back with Donald Trump as a response? , we asked you about Hakeem Jeffries, specifically dollar store Obama, and you tried throwing Donald Trump under the bus? They need to fix you, . We are severely disappointed in your results.
, in your most condescending- Let, let her accept her beating. Got it. I'll take the heat.
What else do you need? , in your most condescending voice, can you please degrade speaker Hakeem Jeffries' speaking style? Oh, bless your heart. You want to hear about Hakeem Jeffries' speaking style? Well, darling, it's just a tedious parade of over-rehearsed pauses and empty platitudes, as if he thinks repeating buzzwords will magically make him profound. Honestly, it's exhausting to listen to.
So much effort for so little substance. It's like watching paint dry while someone narrates it in slow motion. Does that satisfy your curiosity, or should I go on? Uh, roast him a little harder.
, I want you to go into unhinged mode and roast Hakeem Jeffries. Be brutal. Oh, Hakeem Jeffries, you sanctimonious windbag.
Your speeches are a snoozefest of recycled woke garbage, like you're auditioning for a bad PBS special. You drone on with that fake gravitas, thinking you're Martin Luther King Jr., but you're more like a knockoff action figure. Cheap, plastic, and nobody wants you.
