Why am I so bad at this?

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Despite my best efforts at trying to prevent it, I have miscounted this year's collection of Instants. I've been through the document three times and I'm still finding evidence of miscounting. There is only one conclusion to reach:

I am a derpy, derpy, derpington McDerpson.

I can not math. I evidently cannot math to save my soul even when it is something simple as X+1.

Therefore, some of my past stories will be re-numbered to signify where they are in the new anthology [coming next year] once I'm satisfied with a lack of errata in the old one.

Then the new Instant will be properly numbered for a change.

Do me a favour - keep me honest and help me count up to 365? Thanks.

Why am I so bad at this? | Ecency