“All women are QUEENS.”
“If she breathes she’s a THOT!” -- Anon Guest
Someone in the next booth turned about to face the arguing bros. "Thot? That's the type of woman who uses attractiveness to earn an income, right?"
"You can say ho' it's okay. We know all the words." They were relatively young men. Barely out of high school. The type of greasy pseudo-adulthood in which they knew they knew everything. Pitiful in their way.
"In a world where women are routinely judged by their attractiveness and sex potential, where they are daily told to flash their bosoms or get off the game, where they're 'washed up' by thirty... what other choices are there?"
The bro on the side of Queens gestured at the interloper in a what they said wave. "Exactly my point, my dude. We're the ones who keep 'countdown clocks' on preteen girl stars. We're the ones who complain when an actress gets rid of her cancerous tits. We're part of the problem."
The bro siding with Thots remained resolute. "They still don't gotta act like that and then date assholes, is all I'm saying. Bitches only want money."
"Until very recently," said the interloper, "those 'bitches' weren't even permitted to have their own bank accounts, manage their own money, or even own property. Women have historically been prevented from fiscal independence and the window in which they can achieve a nest egg is still criminally narrow. Did you know that women over the age of forty are almost routinely excluded from the workforce?"
"Uuhhh, Judge Judy?"
"Well done. Now name nine more. Preferably nine who have not had plastic surgery."
Thot bro and Interloper shared a minute of eye contact. Thot bro counted on his fingers and came up short. "Oh," he said.
"Yeah," said Interloper. "News casters on TV are allowed to have wrinkles and grey hair if they're male, but the female ones are out of the studio by twenty-eight. That's a six-year quote-unquote career. Less if she gets pregnant. If the chief metric by which anyone is judged is both their attractiveness and sexual availability, is it any wonder that your world seems full of 'thots'?"
Thot bro mumbled something unintelligible into his pie.
"Well maybe if you treated women like queens, you wouldn't be such a fuckin' incel, bro," said Queen bro. "Make a lady feel sincerely treasured and worthy just by being herself and you might have someone with you for a lifetime."
Thot bro said, "But what about when she gets old and ugly?"
"My dude," said Interloper and Queen bro together, "You are the thot."
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