I don't know, I thought that a long comment could be rude because usually people don't write long comments and if they do, they apologize that they did it. Or if it's like talking and talking and talking and talking without giving the listener any chance to say something too, that's rude, but then again a written comment never is something you can force people to read when you want it to be read, but yeah, I don't know, I'm a twat, I don't make the rules of life or social interaction, I just wonder about most of them.

Tobacco pizza. That's new.

I wish there was a service that one could hire to go around slapping them.

Exactly. Not a service to help them, a service to slap them.