Haha how is a long comment rude? It is quite polite, if you mention everything I can just nod and agree which saves me effort. I don't mind the pineapple pizza thing , add some tobacco and it quite nice. Then again I smother almost everything I eat in chilly so I can't trust my taste.

Yeah the needy babies are very irritating, I wish there was a service that one could hire to go around slapping them.